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Patch (goblin)

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Image of Patch
Title <Gob Squad>
Gender Male
Race Goblin (Humanoid)
Level 5-30
Reaction Alliance Horde
Affiliation(s) Bilgewater Cartel, Gob Squad, Orgrimmar
Occupation Leader of the Gob Squad
Location Various places in Azshara & Twilight Highlands
Status Alive

Patch is the leader of the Gob Squad, a group consisting of only goblins. The members of the squad are Grit, Newt, Ticker and Volt.

He is also present in the Secrets of Ragefire and in Nazmir.


Circling Highbank in The Skyshredder
Dragonmaw Pass

Removed from game The subject of this section did not make it out of the beta stages of World of Warcraft: Warlords of Draenor.

Objective of


  • What's the order?
  • Yo!
  • What's the plan?
  • Hi, my name's Patch. But you can call me Sir.
  • Sigh and I was having such a nice day.
  • Keep that clickin' up and you're gonna lose a finger!

"Let's clean this up and get these boys out. I've got another operation waiting."
Find flanking positions.
Move out.
Squad, move.
Gossip at Highbank

I'm in charge of this operation.

I don't want to hear any yammering about our transport exploding or our enemies being taller than we are. We're professionals and we're getting this job done without a hitch.

Gossip after quests

Let's clean this up and get these boys out. I've got another operation waiting.

Starting H [30-35] Paving the Way by talking to Patch
Gossip <Make a series of complicated hand gestures.>
Newt says: You want me to steal third?
Patch looks confused.
Newt says: Was that... Yoga?
Grit says: Leading under the influence...
Ticker says: Now that's just rude...
Ticker says: What did you just call my mother?
Volt says: I don't think that's physically possible, sir.
Volt says: Sir, I think the explosions and gunfire gave us away. You don't have to use hand signals.
Grit says: What the heck was that?
At the Dragonmaw Gate
Patch says: Newt, you're up! Break out the gatestone!
Newt says: You got it boss. Er... where do I put it?
Patch says: You put it right in the... wait... where's the keyhole? What kind of racket is this?
Patch says: Screw it. Ticker, you're up!
Ticker says: Right away, boss!
Ticker says: Almost done.
Nazmir, Horde War Campaign

The Alliance are gonna regret trying to ambush us through a nightmarish swamp filled with blood trolls and monsters!

... if they aren't already.


Patch changes

External links

Azshara The Skyshredder Highbank Dragonmaw Pass