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This article contains lore taken from Warcraft II: Tides of Darkness, Warcraft II: Beyond the Dark Portal, the manuals, and/or official bonus maps.
Warcraft II
Setup program
(clicking the sound test button)
- "Your sound card works perfectly."
- "Enjoying yourself?"
- "It doesn't get any better than this!"
Alliance
Building creation
- "Work completed." (same as in Warcraft I) ▶️
Under attack
- "We are under attack!" (same as in Warcraft I) ▶️
- "The town is under attack!" (same as in Warcraft I) ▶️
Death sound ▶️
Peasant
Ready
- "Ready to serve." ▶️
What
Yes
Job Complete
- "Job's done." ▶️
Pissed
- "Oh, what?" ▶️
- "Ye... huh?" ▶️
- "Now what?" ▶️
- "More work?" ▶️
- "Leave me alone!" ▶️
- "I don't want to do this!" ▶️
- "I'm not listening." ▶️
Footman
Ready
What
Yes
Pissed
- "Make up your mind." ▶️
- "Are you still touching me?" (from Warcraft: Orcs & Humans) ▶️
- "Don't you have a kingdom to run?" ▶️
- "I do have work to do." ▶️
- "'Join the army,' they said." (from Asterix) ▶️
- "'See the world,' they said." (from Asterix) ▶️
- "I'd rather be sailing." ▶️
Special
- "You played the shareware, now buy the game." (in the shareware version) ▶️
- "In the retail version I'm much funnier." (in the shareware version) ▶️
- "8-player network and multiplayer capability with full Red Book audio and movies in the full retail version. Buy it now!" (in the shareware version) ▶️
- "I love your publication!" (in the Warcraft II pre-release version, sent to magazines for reviews)
- "Remember: A good review... for Warcraft II." (in the pre-release review version)
- "You're the best writer in all the land!" (in the pre-release review version)
- "Have we kissed your butt enough yet?" (in the pre-release review version)
Elven Archer/Ranger
Ready
- "I come to serve." ▶️
What
Yes
Pissed
Knight/Paladin
Ready
What
Yes
Pissed
Gnomish Flying Machine
Ready
- "I've got a flying machine!" ▶️
Yes
- Flight sound ▶️
Pissed
- "Hello, sonny." ▶️
- "Want me to fly?" ▶️
- "Are you listening?" ▶️
- (distant) "I'm flying!..." ▶️
- (distant) "Goodbye!..." ▶️
Demolition Squad
Ready
- "Dwarves ready." ▶️
What
Yes
Pissed
Mage
Ready
- "Who summoned me?" ▶️
What
Yes
Pissed
Alliance Ships
Ready
What
Yes
- "Aye, aye, sir" ▶️
- "Aye, captain." ▶️
- "Underway." ▶️
- Horn sound (exclusive to Oil Tankers)
Pissed
Horde
Under attack
- "We're being attacked!" (rerecorded line from Warcraft I) ▶️
- "They're destroying our city!" (rerecorded line from Warcraft I) ▶️
Death sound ▶️
Peon/Grunt
Ready
What
Yes
Job Complete
- "Work complete." (rerecorded line from Warcraft I) ▶️
Pissed
- "Whaaat?!" ▶️
- "Look out!" ▶️
- "Missed me!" ▶️
- "Hee hee hee! That tickles." ▶️
- "I would not do such things if I were you." ▶️
- "My tummy feels funny." ▶️
- (belches) "'Scuse me." ▶️
Special
- "You're good looking for a human." (in the shareware version) ▶️
- "You buy retail version, or I'll chop you into little bits!" [sic] (in the shareware version) ▶️
- "You buy full version? Pleeease?" (in the shareware version) ▶️
- "You go buy now or I sing. (sings)' (in the shareware version) ▶️
- "You give good review or I will chop you into little bits!" (in the Warcraft II pre-release version, sent to magazines for reviews)
- "You give good review? Pleeease?" (in the pre-release review version)
Troll Axethrower/Berserker
Ready
- "New troll here!" ▶️
What
Yes
Pissed
Ogre
Ready
- "We're ready, master."
"I'm not ready." ▶️
What
Yes
Pissed
- "Yes, master."
"I don't want to!" ▶️ - "All right."
"Now I'm hungry!" ▶️ - "This way."
"No, that way!" ▶️ - (burp)
"He did it!"
"No, he did it!" ▶️ - (fart)
(Both laugh) ▶️
Ogre-Mage
Ready
- "We're ready, master." ▶️
What
Yes
Pissed
Goblin Zeppelin
Ready
- "Here I am." ▶️
Yes
- Flight sound ▶️
Pissed
Death Knight
Ready
- "I'm alive!" ▶️
What
Yes
Pissed
- "I'm growing impatient." ▶️
- "Don't push it." ▶️
- "When my work is finished, I'm coming back for you." ▶️
Goblin Sappers
Ready
- "We're ready!" ▶️
What
Yes
Pissed
Horde Ships
Ready
- "Done building ship." ▶️
What
Yes
Pissed
Heroes (Beyond the Dark Portal)
Alleria
What
Yes
Pissed
- "Excuse me!" ▶️
- "You never touch the other elves like that." ▶️
- "Do that again and you'll pull back a stump!" ▶️
Danath
What
Yes
Pissed
- "You talkin' to me?" (from Taxi Driver) ▶️
- "Hands off, grubber." ▶️
- "Don't waste my time." ▶️
Khadgar
What
Yes
Pissed
Kurdran
What
Yes
Pissed
- "I'll fling a hammer at you!" ▶️
- "You got a belly full of haggis." ▶️
- "Ach, there's no hope for this lad." ▶️
Turalyon
What
Yes
Pissed
- "Why must you torment me?" ▶️
- "You think Lothar's death was my fault, don't you?" ▶️
- "I challenge you, heathen!" ▶️
Deathwing
What
Yes
Pissed
Dentarg
What
Yes
Pissed
- "We don't understand." ▶️
- "Are you opposing Shadowmoon?" ▶️
- "Ner'zhul will have your head." ▶️
Grom Hellscream
What
Yes
Pissed
- "Welcome to my nightmare!" (from "Welcome to My Nightmare" by Alice Cooper) ▶️
- "I am Iron Man!" (from "Iron Man" by Black Sabbath) ▶️
- "Feelings!" (from "Feelings" by Morris Albert) ▶️
Kargath Bladefist
What
Yes
Pissed
- "Stop it!" ▶️
- "You...!" ▶️
- "Do you feel lucky, punk?" (from Dirty Harry) ▶️
Teron Gorefiend
What
Yes
Pissed
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