Currently Under Construction; Part of the Forge of Goblinium raid concept
Carved into the mouth of a seaside cavern in Kezan, the Forge of Goblinium acts as the headquarters for the Sparknozzle Cartel. The cartel’s mysterious goblinium formula, which transforms normal goblins into enlightened, metallic beings, is developed here, an energy that is seen as a threat to Azeroth’s stability. While the cartel’s Trade Queen sees value in evolving the goblin race from flesh to steel, not all share her desires. As the war with the Iron Horde leaves much of the planet distracted, the Sparknozzle Cartel sees no better time to kick the forge into high gear.
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Mecha Volcanoth
The fire turtle Volcanoth served as a god to the pygmies of the Lost Isles until it was slain by the Bilgewater Cartel. Once its volcanic activity had calmed, the Sparknozzle Cartel traveled to the isles where they gathered the great beast’s remains. Fused to mechanical gizmos and alchemic compounds, Volcanoth lives again. If it hadn’t broken free from its bindings and torched much of the forge's laboratory, it could be seen as a success.
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Bamm Megabomb
Following Garrosh Hellscream’s reign of terror, many goblins of the Bilgewater Cartel seceded from the Horde to look for a less life-threatening home. Among these were Bamm Megabomb, who was enticed by both the wealth and power of the Sparknozzle Cartel. To prove his worth, he traveled to Pandaria to secure the finest beasts for the Trade Queen. As the cartel’s chief beastmaster, Bamm will use his new creatures to defend the forge from all opposition.
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Sparknozzle Boomblasters
An invention of the Trade Queen’s engineering department, the Sparknozzle Boomblasters act as the forge’s unstable defense system. Perched just before the forge’s gates, a towering Boomblaster 4000 is accompanied by two smaller Boomblaster 2000s. Manned by a force of extremely expendable mechanics, the Boomblasters contain enough firepower to incinerate an entire army.
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Patch the Crazed
Patch, leader of the Gob Squad, was sent to the Forge of Goblinium to spy on the Sparknozzle Cartel's schemes. Soon after learning of the forge's dark purpose, Patch was discovered by Sparknozzle soldiers and taken to be a test subject for Ezzel Darkbrewer's volatile concoctions. Due to numerous experiments, Patch was transformed into a hideous, mindless brute. Broken free from his test chamber, Patch now wanders the forge's laboratories, yearning to regain control of his mind.
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Iron Horde Assault
As the war for Draenor continues across time and space, the Iron Horde armies based in Blackrock Mountain here in Azeroth have taken notice of the Sparknozzle Cartel’s ambitions. Curiosity piqued by their potent technologies, an armada, led by Captain Kuggra Cleaveborn, sails upon the forge’s shores. The Iron Horde takes what they want and won’t let any foe, whether goblin or otherwise, stop them from seizing the power of the goblinium.
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Ezzel Darkbrewer
Some call him a genius. Others, a madman. The Alchemists’ Union calls Ezzel Darkbrewer a threat against life and liberty and recently exiled him from their organization. While a master alchemist, Ezzel’s applications of his elixirs have been inhumane at best and borderline genocidal at worst. His noxious mindset was noticed by the Trade Queen, who hired the psychopath to help develop the goblinium formula. Considered insane even by goblin standards, Ezzel Darkbrewer has reached a whole new level of instability.
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Weapon-O-Matic
Of all the insane machines developed by the forge’s robotics specialists, none have more of a single-minded objective than the Weapon-O-Matic. With an arsenal of over a dozen tools of war, from swords to lasers to heat-seeking cryobombs, this metallic monstrosity lives up to its name. While the Weapon-O-Matic has yet to be properly tested on true foes, its chance to draw blood for the first time grows near.
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The Transmorphinator
Assembled by parts scavenged from the ruined Blackrock Foundry in Draenor, the Transmorphinator was designed with adaptability in mind. The same energy used to create the goblinium soldiers allows the machine to take the shape of a tank, aircraft, or robot with the flick of a switch. While its name appears to be a ridiculous mess, its prowess at destruction is not; the Transmorphinator will steamroll through any foolish enough to turn it on…assuming it doesn’t demolish the forge first.
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Ilvas the Spurious
When the Trade Queen ordered her robotics team to create an artificial titanic watcher, Chief Engineer Coalflint could have not gulped louder. After spending months in Uldaman, Uldum, and Ulduar researching the colossi, Coalflint returned to the forge to begin work on his own. Although only half completed, Ilvas packs more dark energy within its metal veins than in all of the goblinium soldiers combined. Hopefully those flimsy, iron chains will be enough to contain its might.
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Goblinium Elites
For a goblin to reach goblinium status, powerful unknown dark energies must be injected into the body, which turns the subject’s green flesh to grey steel. Three peerless goblin warriors reluctantly volunteered to be injected with the purest and most potent of energies. Depending on who you ask, the process was a success, transforming the trio into the most powerful goblinium soldiers of the entire cartel. The Goblium Elites, a title given to them by their Trade Queen, are the last line of defense before forge’s inner core.
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Oggmoth
Oggmoth, servant of N’Zoth, was captured by an army of Sparknozzle goblins and hauled back to their forge. Strapping various devices, plugs, and tubes into it, Oggmoth’s dark power was extracted from its body to create a reverse Curse of Flesh. Imprisoned in the deepest bowels of the forge, Oggmoth continues to fuel the goblinium. Mercy be upon those who allow the beast to break free from its bindings.
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Trade Queen Ziggzi
Ziggzi Sparknozzle was born into a life of wealth and luxury. When her father died, Ziggzi found herself penniless and alone. Not lacking ambition, Ziggzi slowly rose through the goblin hierarchy, eventually founding her own cartel and establishing herself as the first Trade Queen. Ruler of the Forge of Goblinium, Ziggzi wants to evolve the goblin race forward almost as much as she wants to make a profit. As the heroes of Azeroth break down her doors, she recalls her final step to success: don’t let anyone stand in your way.
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Sparknozzle Boomblasters
