User:Kunzite1/Nymh/M.A.G.E.

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I know why you're groupin' with me
I bet you wanna get some [water] outta me
Do I look like I'm a vending machine?
No, I'm a fireballin' M.A.G.E

I don't know why you're rollin' a priest
Shadow damage can't manage to top me
I'm like a ninja with [Invisibility]
And then I'll T-E-L-E-P-O-R-T

Soon as I join the group they start beggin' for water
Coulda dropped a few gold and gone out and bought it
But now they got a mage so you know that nobody brought it
It's a good thing I got two full bag spaces allotted
Because I'm cookin' up more [biscuits] than a Buskin's yo
Just so that our tank can get a couple more [cinnamon rolls]
[Arcane Intellect] for everyone so they should know
But now I'm outta mana and they're already ready to go
They like my sheep, they like my water and my [conjured bread]
And now my pants are rockin' out some kind of [mystic thread]

[Frost Nova] your ass and [Pyroblast] until you end up dead
So when you lose all of your duels, go QQ in your baby bed
Epic robes, I roll on those and rock the DPS
As far as CC goes my crowd controls are all the best

Class choices should be simple, can't you see?
You rollin' with me, you better roll an M.A.G.E

When we're headin' down to Gruul's you know that I'm the man
[Heal] me please cuz i'm MT tankin' Krosh Firehand
[Spellsteal] the shield every time like it was planned
No one else can withstand his brand of pain, don't you understand?

Give them elemental pets and now they're overpowered
Shut up shammy. Overpowered? You'd know all about it.
Every time I cast a spell at you your totems ground it.
They get in my way when I run flags, I [Blink] around 'em.

The entire [set of spellfire], oh yeah I bought it.
[Cold Snap] and [Ice Block], yeah you know I got it.
Every n00b Alli I see is gonna get one-shotted.
If you don't know how to spec you should just got Thottbot it.

I love my teleport but I think I've had enough.
"I'm in Undercity, could you port me up to Thunder Bluff?"

Class choices should be simple, can't you see?
You rollin' with me, you better roll an M.A.G.E

I don't know why you're rollin' a priest
Shadow damage can't manage to top me
I'm like a ninja with [Invisibility]
And then I'll T-E-L-E-P-O-R-T

I know why you're groupin' with me
I bet you wanna get some [water] outta me
Do I look like I'm a vending machine?
No, I'm a fireballin' M.A.G.E

In Hollywood they say "There's no business like show business."
But in the Mage's Guild? We say "There's no business like H20 business."
Know what I'm talkin' about dawg?
Yeah.