The Fastest Way to His Heart

For the male version, see   [1-20] What Kind of Name is Chip, Anyway?.

The Fastest Way to His Heart
Start	Izzy
End	Izzy
Level	1-20
Race	Goblin
Experience	250
Reputation	+350 Bilgewater Cartel
Rewards	[Cardio-Extractor Handguards] or  [Chip's Cloak] or  [Cardio-Extractor Gloves] or  [Heartache Dagger] 1 10
Shareable	Yes

The Fastest Way to His Heart
Level: 1-20
Izzy
Izzy
XP: 250
Rep: +350 Bilgewater Cartel

Rewards:

 [Cardio-Extractor Handguards]
or  [Chip's Cloak]
or  [Cardio-Extractor Gloves]
or  [Heartache Dagger]

1 10

Objectives

Rip the Still-Beating Heart from out of Chip Endale's chest.

•  [Still-Beating Heart]

Description

Oh, girl! You're never going to guess who's out on the oil platform to the north.

<Izzy shakes her head sadly at you.>

Chip's out there, and he's working for the Trade Prince. That cold-hearted snake dropped you like a bad habit and now he's working for the other team. I even heard he's going out with that tramp, Candy Cane!

I don't know about you, but if he was my ex, I'd rip his still-beating heart out of his chest.

Rewards

You will be able to choose one of these rewards:

	[Cardio-Extractor Handguards]			[Chip's Cloak]
	[Cardio-Extractor Gloves]			[Heartache Dagger]

You will also receive:

• 1 10
• 250 XP
• +350 reputation with Bilgewater Cartel

Progress

What did you decide? Death or forgiveness?

Completion

He got just what he deserved. There, there, don't cry. You'll find someone else that'll treat you right.

Here, let me take that... we wouldn't want people to think that you're crazy.

Progression

1.   [1-20] Repel the Paratroopers /   [1-20] The Heads of the SI:7 /   [1-20] Mine Disposal, the Goblin Way
2.   [1-20] The Pride of Kezan
3.   [1-20] The Warchief Wants You
4.   [1-20] Borrow Bastia
5.   [1-20] Let's Ride
6.   [1-20] The Gallywix Labor Mine
7.   [1-20] Kaja'Cola Gives you IDEAS! (TM)
8.   [1-20] Morale Boost /   [1-20] Throw It On the Ground!
9.   [1-20] Light at the End of the Tunnel
10.   [1-20] Wild Mine Cart Ride
11.   [1-20] Shredder Shutdown /   [1-20] The Ultimate Footbomb Uniform
12. KTC Oil Rig
    •   [1-20] Release the Valves &   [1-20] Good-bye, Sweet Oil
    • [1-20] What Kind of Name is Chip, Anyway? / [1-20] The Fastest Way to His Heart
13.   [1-20] The Slave Pits
    •   [1-20] Escape Velocity
    • [1-20] She Loves Me, She Loves Me NOT! / [1-20] What Kind of Name is Candy, Anyway?
14.   [1-20] Final Confrontation
15.   [1-20] Victory!
16.   [1-20] Warchief's Emissary
17.   [1-20] Message for Saurfang
    • Flight Path tutorial:
      1.   [1-30] Missing Reports
      2.   [1-30] Flight to Razor Hill
      3.   [1-30] Reports to Orgrimmar
      4.   [1-30] Return to Eitrigg
18.   [5-30] Report to the Labor Captain

Trivia

The title of the quest is a play on the old adage "The fastest way to a man's heart is through his stomach"(i.e.: feed a person to earn their affection). More humorous or cynical works often amend it to the far more literal "...through the rib cage". Whether your character ever tried the first way with Chip is unknown, but in this case she certainly chooses the latter.

Patch changes

• Patch 7.0.3 (2016-07-19):  [Cardio-Extractor Handguards] added as a reward.
  
• Patch 4.0.3a (2010-11-23): Added.
  

External links

• Wowhead
• WoWDB