The Fabulous Miss Fanny
 The Fabulous Miss Fanny | |
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| Start | Pang Thunderfoot [83.7, 21.0] |
| End | Liang Thunderfoot [75.2, 24.1] |
| Level | 15-35 |
| Category | Valley of the Four Winds |
| Experience | 97000 |
| Rewards |
7 70 |
| Previous |
 [15-35] Practically Perfect Produce |
| Next |
[15-35] The Meat They'll Eat, [15-35] Back to the Sty |
Objectives
Bring 
[Ang's Giant Pink Turnip], 
[Ang's Summer Watermelon], and 
[Pang's Extra-Spicy Tofu] to Miss Fanny, and ask her to deliver them. The food must land on Thunderfoot Ranch.
- Launch a pink turnip [84.3, 21.0]
- Launch a watermelon [84.1, 22.0]
- Launch the Extra-Spicy Tofu [84.0, 22.0]
Description
Most of these vegetables will be sold, but I'd like to keep some for my family. Specifically, my nephew Liang needs some to feed to his pigs.
Unfortunately, the pathway to Liang's farm is currently swarming with Snagtooth virmen. We're going to have to ask Miss Fanny to help us out.
Bring some of the food we've gathered to Miss Fanny, who stands next to my house. Then ask her - NICELY! - to send them down to Liang's ranch.
Rewards
You will receive: 7 70
Progress
Not now, neighbor. I need to scrounge up some food for these pigs.
Completion
I understand you're the one who sent the food down from uncle's farm. Thank you.
My pigs are picky eaters, but those turnips and watermelons are some of their favorites.
Gains
- 97000 XP
Notes
On accept:
- Pang Thunderfoot says: Look! Here comes Miss Fanny right now!
Cartfuls of turnips, watermelons and tofu are delivered by Miss Fanny, who walks up beside the house, at [83.0, 21.4] near Muno the Farmhand. Pick up one of each, then speak with Miss Fanny. She offers a multiple-choice quiz as Muno reacts to the player's choices. Option in bold is the correct one.
- <What would you like Miss Fanny to do to the turnip?>
Hit it very softly.
- Muno the Farmhand says: Miss Fanny, you stronger than that! Try and put a little more ook in it next time!
- Hit it with average power.
- Muno the Farmhand says: Whoah. Nice shootin', Miss Fanny!
- Hit it as hard as possible.
- Muno the Farmhand says: Whoah there, Miss Fanny. Maybe that was too hard.
Upon a successful launch, send a watermelon off next:
- <What would you like Miss Fanny to do to the watermelon?>
- Hit it very softly.
- Muno the Farmhand says: Good bonk, Miss Fanny! You got nice control!
- Hit it with average power.
- Muno the Farmhand says: Easy, Miss Fanny. You hit watermelons too hard... they go boom!
- Hit it as hard as possible.
- Muno the Farmhand says: Easy, Miss Fanny. You hit watermelons too hard... they go boom!
Finally, launch the tofu:
- <What would you like Miss Fanny to do to the extra-spicy tofu?>
- Hit it very softly.
- Muno the Farmhand says: Ahhh ha ha ha ha! It barely even go halfway down the hill!
- Hit it with average power.
- Muno the Farmhand says: Ahhh ha ha ha ha! It barely even go halfway down the hill!
- Hit it as hard as possible.
- Muno the Farmhand says: Nice, Miss Fanny! You hit it strong!
Talk to Miss Fanny one last time:
- <Miss Fanny looks you in the eye and subtly turns her head. Does... does she want to launch YOU?>
- <Assuming that you have correctly interpreted her intentions, how hard should Miss Fanny hit you?>
- Hit me softly!
- Hit me with average power!
- Hit me as hard as you possibly can!
- Muno the Farmhand says: Hey, <mister/miss>, what you doing? You gonna get yourself killed!
Turn in to Liang, just north of the pool. And who should be here but Chen and Li Li... and once again, Li Li is frustrated at their progress.
Progression
Optional breadcrumbs: [15-35] They Call Him... Stormstout, [15-35] His Name Was... Stormstout. 
[15-35] Hero's Call: Valley of the Four Winds!, 
[15-35] Warchief's Command: Valley of the Four Winds!
- [15-35] Chen and Li Li
- [15-35] A Seemingly Endless Nuisance & [15-35] A Poor Grasp of the Basics
- [15-35] Low Turnip Turnout
- A side chain opens up with [15-35] The Search for the Hidden Master
- A side chain opens up with
- [15-35] Taking a Crop
- [15-35] Rampaging Rodents (optional)
- [15-35] Practically Perfect Produce
- [15-35] The Fabulous Miss Fanny
- [15-35] The Meat They'll Eat & [15-35] Back to the Sty
- [15-35] A Neighbor's Duty
- [15-35] Piercing Talons and Slavering Jaws & [15-35] Lupello
- [15-35] A Lesson in Bravery
Patch changes
Patch 5.0.4 (2012-08-28): Added.