Dozercism

Dozercism
"Exorcism" in progress
Start	Custer Clubnik
End	Custer Clubnik
Level	5-30
Category	Azshara
Experience	740
Reputation	+250 Bilgewater Cartel
Rewards	[Standard Issue Airborne Belt] or  [Bulldozer Vest] or  [Margene Repair Gloves] or  [Heavy Mechanic's Hauberk] 11 30
Previous	[5-30] Gunk in the Trunk
Next	[5-30] Need More Science

Dozercism
Level: 5-30
Custer Clubnik
Custer Clubnik
XP: 740
Rep: +250 Bilgewater Cartel

Rewards:

 [Standard Issue Airborne Belt]
or  [Bulldozer Vest]
or  [Margene Repair Gloves]
or  [Heavy Mechanic's Hauberk]

11 30

Objectives

Use the Blessed Flare Gun near Clubnik's Dozer to summon help, then 'Exorcise' the bulldozer.

• Clubnik's Dozer Exorcised
•  [Blessed Flaregun] (provided)

Description

...what we need is a priest!

Fortunately I have a small budget set aside for the blessing of machinery. Take this flare gun and head over to Margene, my poor sweet busted bulldozer. Fire off the signal and one of our finest airborne priests should airdrop in to get a handle on the situation. Come back when my bulldozer is taken care of!

Rewards

You will be able to choose one of these rewards:

	[Standard Issue Airborne Belt]			[Bulldozer Vest]
	[Margene Repair Gloves]			[Heavy Mechanic's Hauberk]

You will also receive:

• 11 30
• 740 XP
• +250 reputation with Bilgewater Cartel

Progress

How is Margene doin'? Running like her sweet self again?

Completion

What? ...What?

Margene! Oh my sweet Margene!!

Notes

Upon using the Blessed Flaregun, an Airborne Goblin Priest parachutes in in a beam of light.

Airborne Goblin Priest says: Praise to the Light, <brother/sister> <name>! Let's take a look here...

He walks up to the bulldozer.

Airborne Goblin Priest says: Well, there's your problem! You have what we call a ghost in the machine.

Airborne Goblin Priest says: This calls for an old-fashioned bulldozer exorcism! Give me a hand if she gets uppity, will ya?

The priest hops on the bulldozer and starts the "exorcism", which consists of banging it with a pickaxe.

Clubnik's Dozer becomes enraged!

The bulldozer starts erratically jumping around the area and becomes hostile, occasionally shooting fire in a cone in front of it.

Airborne Goblin Priest says: Whoa! We got a live one here!

Airborne Goblin Priest says: I cast you out! Unclean spirit - Begone!

Airborne Goblin Priest says: The power tools compel you! The power tools compel you!

Airborne Goblin Priest says: I cleanse thee with holy fire!

Airborne Goblin Priest says: I uh - I could use a little help here?

Kill the bulldozer:

The priest jumps down on the ground.

Airborne Goblin Priest says: Terrific! That went down nice and clean.

Airborne Goblin Priest says: Let Clubnik know that the priesthood will be sending him a bill. For the Light!

The priest despawns.

(If the player takes too long to start helping, the priest will die but the dozer will remain hostile and killable.)

Progression

1.  [5-30] Report to Horzak
2. Complete all of:
   •  [5-30] Basilisk Bashin'
   •  [5-30] A Quota to Meet
   1.  [5-30] Stone Cold
   2.  [5-30] The Perfect Prism
   3.  [5-30] Prismbreak
   4.  [5-30] Refleshification
3.  [5-30] Another Warm Body
4.  [5-30] Hand-me-downs /  [5-30] Military Breakthrough /  [5-30] First Degree Mortar
5.  [5-30] In The Face!
6.  [5-30] Profitability Scouting
7.  [5-30] Private Chat
8.  [5-30] Survey the Lakeshore
   • Side chain:
   1.  [5-30] A Thousand Stories in the Sand
   2.  [5-30] Memories of the Dead
   3.  [5-30] Mystery of the Sarcen Stone
9.  [5-30] Gunk in the Trunk
10.  [5-30] Dozercism

Patch changes

• Patch 7.0.3 (2016-07-19):  [Heavy Mechanic's Hauberk] added as a reward.
  
• Patch 4.0.3a (2010-11-23): Added.
  

External links

• Wowhead
• WoWDB