Desmond
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 Desmond | |
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| Title | <Gryphon Tender> |
| Gender | Male |
| Race | Worgen (Humanoid) |
| Level | 10-45 |
| Reaction | Alliance Horde |
| Affiliation(s) | Gilneas Brigade, Gilnean military, Kingdom of Gilneas |
| Location | Greywatch, Stormheim |
Desmond is a worgen located within Greywatch in Stormheim. He is found hauling hay about the stables where the Greywatch Gryphons are being held. While he does not take part in the majority of the conversation below, he does, fittingly, comment on the idea of a Gilnean Gryphon being able to haul a cannon.
Quotes
- Harrison McCabe and Derek Testerman are drinking while sitting down at a Hearthstone board.
- Derek Testerman says: Why didn't we bring some cannons?
- Harrison McCabe says: Cannons?! And how are we supposed to get them here?
- Derek Testerman says: We've got gryphons!
- Harrison McCabe says: Really?! A gryphon carry a cannon?
- Derek Testerman says: It could grip it by the trunnion!
- Harrison McCabe says: It's not a question of where he grips it. It's a simple question of weight ratios!
- Harrison McCabe says: A 500 pound gryphon could not carry a two thousand pound cannon.
- Desmond the gryphon tender calls over as he works.
- Desmond says: It could be carried by a Gilnean gryphon!
- Harrison McCabe says: Oh a Gilnean gryphon maybe, but not one of these local gryphons, that's my point.
- Harrison McCabe says: But then, of course, you'd never find a Gilnean gryphon around these parts anyway.
- Derek Testerman says: Supposing two gryphons carried it together?
- Harrison McCabe says: No, they'd have to have it on a line.
- Derek Testerman says: Simple! They'd just use some rope from the tents!
- Harrison McCabe says: What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?
- Derek Testerman says: Why not!?
Trivia
- The conversation between Harrison, Derek, and Desmond is a reference to the opening scene of the 1975 comedy film Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Patch changes
Patch 7.0.3 (2016-07-19): Added.