"Bad News" Brin
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 "Bad News" Brin | |
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| Gender | Female |
| Race | Dwarf (Humanoid) |
| Level | 10-30 |
| Reaction | Alliance Horde |
| Affiliation(s) | Bloodsail Buccaneers |
| Location | Wild Shore, Cape of Stranglethorn |
| Status | Alive |
The subject of this article or section is part of Pirates' Day, a seasonal event that lasts one day. Once the event has run its course, this will no longer be available until next year.
"Bad News" Brin is a dwarven member of the Bloodsail Buccaneers who appears at the Buccaneers' beach party on the Cape of Stranglethorn's Wild Shore during Pirates' Day. She offers to tell a number of pirate-themed jokes.
Quotes
- Gossip
- Take off yer shoes, grab a grog, and share a joke with me!
Sure, tell me a joke.- Your jokes are the best!
- Your jokes are terrible!
If the player selects the first dialogue option, Brin will tell one of the following jokes:
- Alright, batten down yer hatches, mateys. This one'll blow yer rudder off...
- I was drinkin' with a Dread Crew gunner in Booty Bay last week...
- After a few drinks, he looked me in the eyes and asked how the Bloodsail got to be so great...
- I raised my mug and told him we just ARRR!
- Ha, now someone get me a grog.
- Alright, batten down yer hatches, mateys. This one'll blow yer rudder off...
- So what's the deal with treasure chests nowadays? They're so expensive and shiny...
- It's like we want people to find 'em! All that shiny gold edging and gem-encrusted locks...
- It's like, are we storing treasure on the OUTside or the INside? Right?
- Ha, now someone get me a grog.
- Alright, batten down yer hatches, mateys. This one'll blow yer rudder off...
- This is one of 'em brain puzzles...
- What has six legs, six hands, and six eyes?
- Six pirates!
- Ha, now someone get me a grog.
- Alright, batten down yer hatches, mateys. This one'll blow yer rudder off...
- Ye all know crazy Rear Admiral Giggleplanks, right?
- Did ye know he once used his gnomish gizmos to combine a parrot and shark into the ultimate pirate companion?
- It worked great... until it talked his ear off!
- Ha, now someone get me a grog.
- Alright, batten down yer hatches, mateys. This one'll blow yer rudder off...
- So Captain Salthoof got his first ship pretty quickly, right?
- I asked him how much he had to bribe the admiral with to make that happen, and he told me his secret...
- He got it on sail!
- Ha, now someone get me a grog.
If a player tells Brin that her jokes are the best, she will /bow or /cheer and say one of the following:
- I'll cut ye fer... Oh wait, ye liked em? Thank ye. Nobody ever says they like 'em.
- I've trained over countless oceans and pillages. This be authentic pirate humor!
- No hornswaggle? I thank ye kindly for that, friend.
- Spread the word. Tell 'em ol' Bad News ain't so bad afterall.
- Thank ye kindly, ye old sea dog.
- Yarrr! Splice the mainbrace!
If the player instead tells her that her jokes are terrible, she will perform a /rude gesture and say one of the following:
- A black spot upon ye and all yer cockroach friends!
- Go dance with Jack Ketch, and leave the jokes to the old salt.
- Ha! I'd like to see ye do better, scallywag!
- I'll cleave ye to the brisket!
- Shut yer squiffy grog hole and walk the plank, ye son of a biscuit eater!
- Shut yer trap or I'll run ye through, ye pathetic pirate wannabe!
- Yeah? Well yer face is terrible... and so is yer mother!
Patch changes
Patch 7.2.5 (2017-06-13): Added.