Words and Music By...

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Start Russell Brower [54.6, 17.5]
End Russell Brower [54.6, 17.5]
Level 30-35
Category Twilight Highlands
Experience 41400
Reputation +75 Wildhammer Clan
Rewards 6g 80s
Previous A [30-35] The Bachelorette
Next A [30-35] Wild, Wild, Wildhammer Wedding

Objectives

Talk to Russell Brower and help him write a song.

  • Create a Song

Description

I've written many an epic tune in my lifetime, <name>, but this upcoming wedding deserves a very special ballad. And fast!

Should I write a love song? A lighthearted ditty? A bawdy drinking song?

I could use some help with the lyrics, if you fancy a go at it.

Talk to me and we'll write a song together!

Rewards

You will receive: 6g 80s (or 9g 86s 50c at max level)

Progress

"Words and Music by Russell Brower the Bard and <name> the <Class>."

That's got a nice ring to it.

Completion

Well, it's catchy, that's for sure.

But is it a classic?

Notes

His gossip text:

Hallo, friend!
Russell's the name, and music is my business. All the great Wildhammer heroes from ages past are kept alive with song. Through the strings of my lute and the sound of my voice, our warriors gain immortality.
Stay a while, and listen!

Talk to him again:

My lute is all tuned up. Are we ready to compose something?

Gossip I'm ready, Russel. Let's write a song!

Let's get started! The first verse is all about dear Fanny, but I just can't quite put it together?
What rhymes with "Eyes?"
  • Gossip [Romantic:] "Wise."
    In Thundermar the tales proclaimed
    Of a beauty destined for fame
    Soft emerald green eyes framed a countenance, wise
    The people cried "Fanny," her name.
  • Gossip [Silly:] "Pint-Sized."
    She came from Thundermar, they say
    Ballyhoo hip hip hooray!
    Guys sighed and plied eyes on this pint-sized prize
    'Twas Fanny fo Fanny hey hey.
  • Gossip [Bawdy:] "Thighs!"
    In Thundermar the tales proclaimed
    Of a bold lass destined for fame
    With emerald green eyes and big man-crushing thighs
    And "Fanny," a most fitting name.
Ah, I see what kind of <class> you are, <name>! Now then, the second verse is all about Fanny and Firebeard getting together.
What rhymes with "Professed?"
  • Gossip [Romantic:] "Blessed."
    Of her suitors she was unimpressed
    Til Mighty Firebeard crossed heart and professed
    To the heavens above our hero claimed love
    Of a depth like the few can be blessed.
  • Gossip [Silly:] "Arrest."
    Then Firebeard decreed his plea
    Ho diddly who diddly dee
    His goal he professed was marital arrest
    Oh Fanny! No Fanny, don't flee!
  • Gossip [Bawdy:] "...Chest?"
    Ol' Firebeard he made her his quest
    On one knee his love he professed:
    "Oh Fanny me Fanny, do marry me can ye?
    I loves ya and I loves yer chest."
...Hmmm, okay. I think I can make that work. Last verse! A rousing celebration of love calling the Wildhammer to action!
All I need is a rhyme for "Unite..."
  • Gossip [Romantic:] "Alight."
    Now let cheering dispel the twilight
    And let the Wildhammers unite!
    Answer the call, know that love conquers all
    And let's see these whole Highlands alight!
  • Gossip [Silly:] "Knifefight."
    Now the Wildhammers are one!
    Whoa doggy hot diggity dun
    Unite and take flight, it's a Twilight knifefight
    For Fanny! For Firebeard! For fun!
  • GossipGossipIcon.png [Bawdy:] "Tight!"
    Now let cheering dispel the twilight
    And let the Wildhammers unite!
    They're short and they're stout, but no man can doubt:
    Firebeard and his Fanny are tight.

Progression

  1. A [30-35] The Bachelor
  2. A [30-35] Rescue at Glopgut's Hollow
  3. A [30-35] Find Fanny / A [30-35] Ogre Bashin'
  4. A [30-35] The Bachelorette
  5. Complete all of:
  6. A [30-35] Wild, Wild, Wildhammer Wedding

After the wedding, Thundermar itself is no longer under attack by the Dragonmaw. Thus, five daily quests open up!

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