User:Kunzite1/Nymh/Can't PUG KZ
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Today we salute you, Mr. Unpronouncable Name Guy.
(Mr. Unpronouncable Name Guy)
Using every letter in the English alphabet, you craft a name so long that you spam the Trade Channel, by just saying "Hello."
(He probably slammed his head on the keyboard)
'I' before 'E'? Not for you. Modern English grammar just holds you back from what you were born to be.
Fluffypinkbunnyman, the warrior and fierce.
(I got a 'J' stuck to my forehead)
Can't decide between two names? No problem. Just slam 'em both together and add in a few 'X's for style.
(He must be an 'X' man)
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We spell it "MGD," Morning Glory Dew of Stormwind-Lakeshire.
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the Karazhan raiders please sign up?
I repeat.
Will the Karazhan raiders please sign up?
We're gonna have a problem here.
My guild can't seem to get a Kara raid off the floor.
Made it there once but LD'd from the lag at the door.
Then the Alliance starting whippin' my ass.
Yeah, I play Horde.
Looks like a PuG group's the only way anymore.
The elitests say "Oh no, no way, you're kidding. He didn't just say he wanted to PuG Kara did he?"
And my GM says "Nymh, you're an idiot, you're already dead, give it up just face it."
The outlook's looking pretty grim.
I'm really gettin' sick of Nymh.
Look at him struttin' around with his PvP flag up, claimin' he's OP too.
(Yeah, but he's so cute though!)
I think I must be crazy to take thing kind of abuse but you can't pick and choose when you're settin' up a PuG group.
Got a warrior, priest and the mage is starting to produce some [conjured food] and [water] so everyone has their raid juice.
The Tank is DPS!
The TANK is DPS!?
Fifteen bucks a month is a bargain for this stress.
Think it's about time to send a ticket into Blizz.
"I thought you made The Barrens Chat to occupy the kids."
Of course they're going to grow out of Chuck Norris jokes by the time they get laid except the adults still watchin' anime.
(What?)
We ain't nothin' but gamers. Well, besides the lamers, gold farmers, spammers and all the eBayers.
(NiHao)
But if druids turn into animals and antelope and still throw out a heal, maybe there's a little hope.
I'm not an alchemist but I've got the antidote, quit farmin' for your [mana motes], sing along, here's how it goes!
Yeah, I PuG KZ, you can call me crazy cuz my other guild members are just too damn lazy.
I posted up a raid, would you please sign up?
Please sign up?
Please sign up!
Yeah, I PuG KZ, you can call me crazy cuz my other guild members are just too damn lazy.
I posted up a raid, would you please sign up?
Please sign up?
Please sign up!
Some raid groups don't have to broadcast to find members.
Well I do and I've accrued a whole crew.
You think I give a damn about Curator?
Half my raiders never seen Maiden, let alone slayed her.
"But Nymh, what if you win? Wouldn't it be weird?"
"Why? So I can just cry when he drops my tier and I'm rollin' on it with the other nine n00bs here!? Besides, everyone knows everything is Hunter gear.
I've got the DoT DPS but where's the burst?"
The Mage don't care, I swear that he's impaired and Warcraft's worst.
The Rogue's Alt-Tabbed and stealthed more than an escapee.
"I'm AFK and auto-following Nymh, hee hee!"
Now someone's on Ventrilo playing MP3's.
My raid group has a soundtrack sung by Kenny G?
(Kenny, what?)
I'm sick of running with all these PuG groups but the raiders avoid me and our first wipe's about to debut.
And there's nine million of us just like me, who PuG like me, cave-camp Alterac Valley.
3v3 and 5-man but they all agree it's hard to see just tryin' to PuG ol' KZ.
Yeah, I PuG KZ, you can call me crazy cuz my other guild members are just too damn lazy.
I posted a raid, would you please sign up?
Please sign up?
Please sign up!
Yeah, I PuG KZ, you can call me crazy cuz my other guild members are just too damn lazy.
I posted a raid, would you please sign up?
Please sign up?
Please sign up!
No one knows who to listen to.
They're all complainin' while I'm explainin' then one of 'em goes and freakin' ninja-loots!
Turn off Master looter and an epic falls. Loot's on Free-For-All.
Somehow I don't recall ever turning it off.
(N00b)
Maybe they were right, I admit it. PuGs shouldn't be permitted, think I'd rather be committed than spend 90% of my playtime dead.
Got me seein' red, I dread movin' ahead, I'd rather log instead.
It's funny because no matter how fast I try typing "Everybody run!" the group's already started wiping.
The hunter tries feigning but it doesn't seem to be working.
Considering shirking the whole raid off and plug jerking.
The only one left is a vanishing rogue lurking and he's working on his [jumper things].
We'll see what kinda luck it brings.
My freakin' head is hurtin' cuz i'm screamin' "We ain't got no luck! And the respawns are running amok!"
So when my raid's posted please sign up.
I'm gonna go hearthstone and repair up.
PuGGed Kara but i'm out of my mind and out of my gold.
One more time, loud as you can! How's it go!?
Yeah, I PuG KZ, you can call me crazy cuz my other guild members are just too damn lazy.
I posted a raid, would you please sign up?
Please sign up?
Please sign up!
Yeah, I PuG KZ, you can call me crazy cuz my other guild members are just too damn lazy.
I posted a raid, would you please sign up?
Please sign up?
Please sign up!
Yeah, I PuG KZ, you can call me crazy cuz my other guild members are just too damn lazy.
I posted up a raid, would you please sign up?
Please sign up?
Please sign up!
Haha, yeah. I guess there's a little pickup group in all of us.
Screw it, let's all sign up.