Smarts-is-Smarts
 Smarts-is-Smarts | |
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| Start | Calder Gray |
| End | Calder Gray |
| Level | 10-30 |
| Category | Southern Barrens |
| Experience | 1,400 |
| Reputation | +350 Undercity |
| Rewards |
 [Brain-Splattered Leggings]or  [Vest of Abomification]or  [Neurosurgeon's Tool]or [Chestguard of Abomification]20  |
| Previous |
 [10-30] Hearts-is-Hearts |
Objectives
Kill a Triumph Officer on the far side of the Battlescar and acquire a Fresh Brain.
Description
My monstrosity is taking shape! All that's left is to stuff his skull with something useful.
I'm talking about brains, <name>. And here I'm going to be picky. The abomification process causes significant brain damage so it's best to start with someone smart.
One of the Alliance officers should do nicely. Seek out one of the Captains on the far side of the Battlescar and try not to damage the goods while you kill him.
Rewards
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[Brain-Splattered Leggings] | 
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[Vest of Abomification] | |
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[Neurosurgeon's Tool] |
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[Chestguard of Abomification] |
You will also receive:
Progress
Brraaaaaaiiinnnnss...
Completion
<Calder holds the brains in an outstretched hand while withdrawing a gore-caked multi-tool from his belt.>
Wonderful work! Now the secret here is to leave the reptilian nervous systems intact while removing the higher cognitive functions. We can't have our new friend developing a conscience or remembering he's Alliance...
<Calder digs and snips at the brain, removing large chunks.>
And... we're finished! How lovely.
Notes
After the quest is completed, Calder will cast Summon Gray's Abomination to create Gray's Abomination.
- Calder Grey says: It's alive, <name>. It's alive!
- Calder Grey says: Go forth, my beautiful angel! Ah, it is so very sad when one's children leave the nest, isn't it?
Gray's Abomination will stomp off towards the Battlescar and Fort Triumph, engaging in combat with Alliance mobs as it goes. If it survives, it will then patrol a small area just outside Fort Triumph[46, 67].
Progression
- [10-30] Parts-is-Parts
- [10-30] Hearts-is-Hearts
- [10-30] Smarts-is-Smarts
Patch changes
Patch 7.0.3 (2016-07-19): [Chestguard of Abomification] added as a reward. 
Patch 4.0.3a (2010-11-23): Added.