Refreshment Vendor

For the Hearthstone Anniversary NPC, see Refreshment Vendor (NPC).

Refreshment Vendors are goblins located in Crapopolis in the MOTHERLODE!! They seem to be high on [Kaja'Cola], spouting out random ideas.

Abilities

Iced Spritzer — Blasts an enemy with a jet of icy cold spritzer, inflicting 7 Frost damage every 1 sec and reducing movement speed by 15% for 6 sec. The final tick of Iced Spritzer will trigger Brain Freeze.
- Brain Freeze — An Iced Spritzer, consumed too quickly, freezes the player and their brain, stunning them for 6 sec.
Kaja'Cola Refresher — Throws a frosty Kaja'Cola to a nearby ally, healing them for 5% of maximum health every 2 sec for %d.

A whistle that brings flight masters to you!
Bards!
Bunkboats! We'll save so much room in the ocean for more activities. I call top!
Cars that drive on water instead of land!
It's like you think I'm made of gold or something!
Reusable chewing gum! Share it with your friends, your pets, or even strangers!
Some kind of arcane crystal that makes you better in every way! A bit unstable, maybe, but that's ok!
Toilet paper shotguns! Think of all the time you could save!
Transblahgrifier. Makes terrible ideas less bad!
You dumb lout! Those were expensive!