Max Crits
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Max Crits | |
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Title | <Undead Rouge> |
Gender | Male |
Race | Forsaken (Humanoid) |
Level | 45 |
Class | Rogue |
Resource | Energy |
Reaction | Alliance Horde |
Affiliation(s) | Uncrowned |
Location | Hall of Shadows, Dalaran |
Status | Active |
Max Crits is a Forsaken rogue located at the Hall of Shadows in Dalaran.
Quotes
- Did I mean to kill the hunter I dueled? Nope. I thought he was playing dead, that's why I kept stabbing him. I mean, who dies that easily anyway? What a scrub.
- What's the secret? Go practice on boars for like ten years like I did. You'll get ripped... plus you get bacon.
- You want my opinion? Live to win, 'till you die! Thats what I do.
- ...So then I said, "You can't kill what you can't see!" Then I vanished! HAHA! You should have seen the look on the kid's face. He nearly dropped his ice cream cone!
- You want to know what tier I am? God tier, bro. God tier
- I quit my last team because they were scrubs. All of them! I'm making a new team, but I doubt you are good enough to join. Just spread the word, alright?
- ...Poison? Why even bother with that, just do it from behind!
- Death from above? I've done that 1,979 times! Do you want to be number 1,800? Didn't think so.
- If I come ever come for you, you won't see me coming. Unless I let you, and then I'll be the last thing you'll ever see!
- Have you ever cheated death? You know I invented that, right?
Trivia
- His "Death from above" quote is a reference to the Death from Above 1979 band.
- His "Live to win, 'till you die!" quote is a reference to Paul Stanley's Live to Win notably used in the South Park episode Make Love, Not Warcraft.
Patch changes
- Patch 7.0.3 (2016-07-19): Added.