Deckhand (Dread Wastes)
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 Deckhand | |
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| Title | <Crew of the Mist-Hopper> |
| Gender | Male |
| Race | Pandaren (Humanoid) |
| Level | 30-35 |
| Reaction | Alliance Horde |
| Affiliation(s) | Anglers |
| Location | Soggy's Gamble, Dread Wastes |
| Status | Alive |
Deckhands are pandaren in Soggy's Gamble, Dread Wastes
There are two Deckhands trying to achieve the activity of "sharking", which is taking pictures of one another posing with caught sea life as trophies.
Quotes
A photographer and his "victim" are trying to stage a shot... if the photographer can figure out what any of the instruction manual means.
- Victim yells: Would you hurry up? My arms are getting tired!
- Photographer yells: Just a second! You can't rush art!
- Photographer says: "...focusing at the hyperfocal distance ensures maximum sharpness from half this distance all the way to infinity..."
- Photographer yells: Hey, what do you suppose your "hyperfocal distance" is right now?
- Victim yells: Just take the picture already!
The photographer's gossip text:
- Let's see here...
"Finding the proper f-stop. The f-number is the focal length divided by the 'effective' aperture diameter."
This is making my head hurt. - I'm really focusing on my photography.
- Thanks to the small fortune we made last season I was able to mail-order this fancy new camera!
The "victim"'s gossip text
- You can use the shark in a minute, just wait your turn!
- This is going to be so epic!
- Do you mind? We're trying to get a picture, here.
Patch changes
Patch 5.0.4 (2012-08-28): Added.