CANDLE KING DIARY
- CANDLE KING DIARY
- "Thick book. Heavy book. Many words."
- <Right Click to Read>
- Sell Price: 2
50
CANDLE KING DIARY is found in a chest of Discarded Loot in the Hall of the Candle King in Darkflame Cleft during 
[73-75] New Candle, New Hope. The loot is opened with 
[The Candle Keys] carried by Dripear the Waxy.
Contents
Stupid book. Pages small.
QUILL BAD. WORDS NOT FIT GOOD. INK SMELL BAD.
Wait. Now words fit. Words! Obey me! AM CANDLE KING.
Born in cave. Was kobold first. TINY. PUNY. LIKE YOU.
READ KING WORDS. FEAR KING.
Now big. BIGGEST.
Biggest kobold best kobold.
King of Kobolds. OBEY ME.
But how? How king?
You not know.
YOU STUPID. NOT KNOW.
KING TELL YOU.
Candle.
Candle.
Dark
Flame
Candle.
Found dark flame. Deep mines. Take weird candle.
BIG. Purple! Flame burns dark. Calls me.
YES. YES CANDLE CALLS ME. NOT YOU. ME. YOU DUMB.
Sit in cave. Stare at candle. Talk to candle. Sit dark purple light.
Warm. Friend. Burns.
Mind strong. Body strong. Think. Think. Think. Lift! Lift! Lift! Body! Get! Big!
More big. More bigger. MORE BIGGEST. BEST.
Swollen. Strong! Strongest! Smartest!
Show kobold friend. Dark flame calls kobold friend. Pray to candle. Kneel to me. OBEY.
Friend mind stronger. Friend bigger.
NOT AS BIG AS ME. CANDLE MINE! NO TAKE!
We lift. We wrestle. We pray. Candle in body. Candle in mind.
Wax burns. BURNS HEART.
DARK FLAME SHOWS DARKEST LIGHT.
Purple. Flame. Friend. Obey.
Swollen.
Not just kobold. Better.
SWOLBOLD.
SWOLBOLD!
BEST.
Mind smart. Other kobolds puny! SO WEAK.
THUMP. THUMP. THUMP. Obey new king!
SCREAM.
SCREAM!
MUST SCREAM!
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New king. No more crown. BAH! Hide crown. Hide gold. Hide book.
You take book? NOW YOU KNOW.
WARN WORLD.
RUN.
FEAR.
HIDE.
I AM KING.
THUMP YOU.
SNUFF YOU.
DARK FLAME BURN.
I AM CANDLE KING.
CAN DO ANYTHING.
Book over.
GO.
Trivia
- As with the line by Lord Serpentis, the contents of the last page are likely a reference to the quote by Jim Morrison, "I am the lizard king, I can do anything."
Patch changes
Patch 11.0.2 (2024-08-13): Added.