User:Thepiesflyinghigh/The Cheese Gun

• The Cheese Gun
• Binds when picked up
• Unique
• Crossbow
• Ranged
• Speed 1.98
• 235-545 Damage
• (145.2 damage per second)
• +20 Agility
  +15 Stamina
• Blue Socket
• Socket Bonus: +8 Attack Power
• Durability 120 / 120
• Requires Level 80
• Requires Cooking (1)
• Item Level 213Disenchants into:
   [Abyss Crystal]: 1-2
• Equip: Increases Attack Power by 50.
  Chance on hit: Fires a cheese covered arrow, with the stench stunning the target for 5 seconds.
• "Repossesd from the Trias family themselves."
• Sell Price: 25 67 12

Source

This item drops from the tax man.

Notes

Some other guy got to the tax man and killed him just before you could get to him... you just missed him!