User:Sandwichman2448/Zaoza
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 Zaoza the Overpowering | |
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| Gender | Male |
| Race | Gnome |
| Class | Mage |
| Affiliation(s) | Gnomeregan Exiles |
| Occupation | 'Anti-Blaine' |
| Location | Borean Tundra |
| Status | Aliveish |
| Relative(s) | Tusklord Hrak'kar (friend) Criss Angel (best minion...) |
Zaoza the Overpowering is the only survivor of a felkarr attack on a gnomish village in the Borean Tundra, and so he has a deep burning hatred of the felkarr. After he told High Tinker Mekkatorque what had happened to his village, he returned to Kaskala to form an alliance with the tuskarr. Zaoza became good friends with Tusklord Hrak'kar after he gave him a lobster to seal the deal.
While most magi use staffs and wands, Zaoza wields the mighty breakfast burrito Gasbringer in reverence of the fact breakfast burritos and high elves stand an equal chance of becoming a playable race. Zaoza's goal in life is to overpower David Blaine (hence the name) using his vaguely awesome magical powers. So, he is the primary enemy/anti-Blaine of the felkarr.
- Credit goes to Kirochi, and to a lesser extent Vorbis for the idea.