Mech Jockey

Mech Jockeys are goblins located in Crapopolis in the MOTHERLODE!!

Abilities

Activate Mech — Attempts to activate a nearby Mechanized Peacekeeper.
Concussion Charge — Throws a grenade at a random player, inflicting 2632 Fire damage and knocking back players within 4 yards.
Eject!

A whistle that brings flight masters to you!
Alright, I'm done fightin' fair.
Bards!
Bunkboats! We'll save so much room in the ocean for more activities. I call top!
C'mon guys, I'm good for the money!
Cars that drive on water instead of land!
It's time for some upgrades!
Reusable chewing gum! Share it with your friends, your pets� or even strangers!
Some kind of arcane crystal that makes you better in every way! A bit unstable, maybe, but that's ok!
Toilet paper shotguns! Think of all the time you could save!
Transblahgrifier. Makes terrible ideas less bad!
Why I oughta... lemme at 'em!