User:Kunzite1/Nymh/Hard Like Heroic

Haha! Well now. We call this the active gaming. But, there are several other very important differences between real people and pixels that you should know about.

Nyhm:

Grind, baby, grind, baby,

But not the leveling kind,

I mean like playing WoW online

And then a rogue gets you from behind

So here's your chance, drop my pants,

Like we're raiding Gruul, but-

Like the mushroom from Mario Brothers,

You are just gonna get 1up!

In your Thunder Bluff, like a shaman in the buff,

You'll love my totem when you PvP,

I go for teens I'm just like Blizzard

And the ESRB!

Staying up all night it seems, careening to caffeine

If you wanna raid late, I'll Mountain Dew ya,

Cuz my Metal Gear's like Solid Snake,

Hard to see, but I'm breaking into ya!

Chorus:

Hard like heroic, more than you can handle,

So let's do it like a druid in the general channel! (bis)

(Get woody now!)

Summergale:

I love

That purple - headed staff because it's Epic

I think your Wii's the one for me

Because I'm swinging from the joystick

Moving too quick, Carrot on a Stick

Click on my button, Alchemy

But I got this notion that my Noggenfogger potion

Might give you the bone you need!

Else you'll get small size like those Alli guys,

No lies cuz Gnomes don't come equipped

And then we'll cyber like Short Circuit,

Johnny 5 with a microchip

Without a doubt I'm an Epic Mount,

If you got a lot of Stamina I'll smile,

And then come back once in a while,

Don't want to subscribe just want the trial...

Chorus