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This is a silly article.
The content of this article is not part of official Warcraft lore, but has nevertheless become part of the World of Warcraft culture or community.
The content of this article is not part of official Warcraft lore, but has nevertheless become part of the World of Warcraft culture or community.
The Schwimmer can ALWAYS be found on the first page of the german Off-Topic.
The Schwimmer
The Schwimmer is a longlasting tradition of Threads in the official German Off-Topic Forum. The Thread, whose Postlimit is set to 500 (25 Pages + 1 Posting), is kept on the first page, therefore it is "swimming".
The person writing the last post in the Thread "blows" the Schwimmer and gets honored in the Schwimmerhof, a kind of "Hall of Fame".
History
The Schwimmer was created by a dwarven paladin called Redröm.
There was a try to export the Schwimmer to the french forum (under the name "Nageuse", See here), but it failed, since the frenchmen are useless in such things...
FACTS
- The first person to blow more than one Schwimmer in a row was Faraleth (Schwimmers 4&5).
- The longest-lasting blowing-chain was by Cyrodiil (Schwimmers 63-66)
- The person having blown the highest amount of Schwimmers is Gnomline with 26.
- The Schwimmer used to have a smaller number than the "Sticky", this has changed in Schwimmer 156(?).
- So far there have been over 9000 replys to the Schwimmers (123862 as of May 9th 2009 00:16 CET)
Epic List of Schwimmers!!!
Classic-Era
| Number | Titel | Blower |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | None | Murgalan |
| 2 | n.a | Madamefoster |
| 3 | n.a | Jarnur |
| 4 | n.a | Faraleth |
| 5 | n.a | Faraleth |
| 6 | n.a | Bummsibär (Frostek) |
| 7 | n.a | Faraleth |
| 8 | Der Massenmördertroll | Bummsibär (Frostek) |
| 9 | n.a | Mujgo |
| 10 | Traut man das Redröm noch zu? | Mujgo |
| 11 | Das große Geheimnis | Mujgi (Mujgo) |
| 12 | Der tote Dichter | Mialin |
| 13 | Der Glücksfred | Milton |
| 14 | Frau Traut ist tot, Thusin nicht | Chicá (Asmodan) |
| 15 | Pfui geschummelt | Faraleth |
| 16 | n.a | Faraleth |
| 17 | n.a | Euter |
| 18 | die Mär von der glücklichen Kuh | Jarnur |
| 19 | der wahnsinnige Gnom - Teil II | Euter |
| 20 | n.a | Grrml (Joe) |
| 21 | n.a | Grrml (Joe) |
| 22 | n.a | Grrml (Joe) |
| 23 | Milton kann auch schwimmen! | Madamefoster |
| 24 | Wies'n oder Schwimmern? | Grrml (Joe) |
| 25 | n.a | Grrml (Joe) |
| 26 | n.a | Wey |
| 27 | Für Carlos Pedersoli | Wurks (Joe) |
| 28 | n.a | Asmodan |
| 29 | n.a | Dàn |
| 30 | n.a | Ileron |
| 31 | n.a | Ileron |
| 32 | n.a | Ileron |
| 33 | n.a | Dàn |
| 34 | n.a | Frostilikus |
| 35 | n.a | Ishmael |
| 36 | n.a | Milton |
| 37 | n.a | Ishmael |
| 38 | die Alieninvasion | Kraia |
| 39 | n.a | Azilús (Joe) |
| 40 | n.a | Darkblâde |
| 41 | n.a | Wagga |
| 42 | n.a | Faraleth |
| 43 | n.a | Drakzon |
| 44 | n.a | Euter |
| 45 | n.a | Gônzô (Southside) |
| 46 | n.a | Sweny |
| 47 | n.a | Cyrodiil |
| 48 | n.a | Dàrkmoon (Dârkblade) |
| 49 | n.a | Boogiewoogie |
| 50 | n.a | Axayacatl |
| 51 | n.a | Ifigenia |
| 52 | n.a | Clouddragon |
| 53 | n.a | Miep |
| 54 | n.a | Branbbart |
| 55 | n.a | Onitenshi |
| 56 | The OT Chainsaw Massacre! | Eril |
| 57 | n.a | Faraleth |
| 58 | n.a | Gônzô (Southside) & Dàn |
| 59 | n.a | Faraleth |
| 60 | Comeback of da Thusin | Shifty |
| 61 | Frischer Wind ist da! | Rakven |
| 62 | n.a | Vanestra |
| 63 | n.a | Cyrodiil |
| 64 | n.a | Cyrodiil |
| 65 | n.a | Cyrodiil |
| 66 | n.a | Cyrodiil |
| 67 | n.a | Ishmael |
| 68 | n.a | Ashnil |
| 69 | n.a | Faraleth |
| 70 | Return of the Troll! | Ishmael |
| 71 | n.a | Cyrodiil |
| 72 | Es ist wieder Cyrodiil. | Jilina |
| 73 | Jilina sprengt OT | Boogiewoogie |
| 74 | n.a | Tekalis |
| 75 | n.a | Cyrodiil |
| 76 | n.a | Cyrodiil |
| 77 | n.a | Ishmael |
| 78 | n.a | Eiseisbaby |
| 79 | n.a | Ishmael |
| 80 | n.a | Stöffche |
| 81 | n.a | Boogiewoogie |
| 82 | n.a | Senjarxas |
| 83 | n.a | Milton |
| 84 | n.a | Jinkx (Senjarxas) |
| 85 | Apokalypse! | Feka |
| 86 | n.a | Eiseisbaby |
| 87 | n.a | Kagrenac |
| 88 | n.a | Ishmael |
| 89 | n.a | Cyrodiil |
| 90 | n.a | Kimosabe (Senjarxas) |
| 91 | n.a | Feka |
| 92 | n.a | Sorey |
| 93 | n.a | Imovane |
| 94 | n.a | Nerstunnerta (Eratores) |
| 95 | n.a | Daemon (Branbbart) |
| 96 | n.a | Snare |
| 97 | n.a | Saridormi (Grashüpfer) |
| 98 | n.a | Daemon (Branbbart) |
| 99 | n.a | Astrya |
| 100 | Schwimmern wird olympisch | Cereth |
| 101 | n.a | Narr |
| 102 | n.a | Arcos |
| 103 | n.a | Gnomline (Vexana) |
| 104 | n.a | Gnomline (Vexana) |
| 105 | n.a | Gnomline (Vexana) |
| 106 | n.a | Tekalis |
| 107 | n.a | Milton |
| 108 | n.a | Nestunntera (Eratores) |
| 109 | n.a | Tríana |
| 110 | schnell, schneller, Schwimmer! (EpicStickySchwimmer) | Nerstunntera (Eratores) |
| 111 | n.a | Gnomline (Vexana) |
| 112 | n.a | Gnomline (Vexana) |
| 113 | n.a | Gnomline (Vexana) |
| 114 | n.a | Makiru |
| 115 | n.a | Arcos |
| 116 | n.a | Feco (Tekalis) |
| 117 | n.a | Gônzô (Southside) |
| 118 | n.a | Leederlol |
| 119 | n.a | Tríana |
| 120 | n.a | Tríana |
| 121 | n.a | Bab |
| 122 | n.a | Venômooz (venômina) |
| 123 | n.a | Serenìty |
| 124 | n.a | Maleda |
| 125 | n.a | Leeder |
| 126 | n.a | Gônzô (Southside) |
| 127 | n.a | Gônzô (Southside) |
| 128 | n.a | Beefchief |
| 129 | n.a | Naith |
| 130 | n.a | Gnomline (Vexana) |
| 131 | n.a | Ownyousohard |
| 132 | n.a | maleda |
| 133 | n.a | Maleda |
| 134 | n.a | Leeder |
| 135 | n.a | Crossi |
| 136 | n.a | Ishmael |
| 137 | n.a | Boogiewoogie |
| 138 | n.a | Globine (Maleda) |
| 139 | n.a | Globine (Maleda) |
| 140 | n.a | Bernadina |
| 141 | n.a | Frostilikus |
| 142 | n.a | Zuckerwatte (Maleda) |
| 143 | n.a | Zehnkämpfer |
| 144 | n.a | Roysen |
| 145 | n.a | Sámara (Smaha) |
| 146 | n.a | Sámara (Smaha) |
| 147 | n.a | Pulz (Grashüpfer) |
| 148 | n.a | Sámara (Smaha= |
| 149 | n.a | Gnomline (Vexana) |
| 150 | ... Reh! | Frostilikus |
| 151 | Off-Topic > Illuminaten! | Gnomline (Vexana) |
| 152 | Im Namen der Schlaumeier! | Braunbart (Najeh) |
| 153 | DSF Lulz | Gônzô (Southside) |
| 154 | the bright side of life ♥ | Gônzô (Southside) |
| 155 | Faules Pack! | Gnomline (Vexana) |
| 156 | Retreat! Retreat! Rekohord! | Gnomline (Vexana) |
| 157 | n.a | Dropkick |
Missingno-Era
| Number | Titel | Blower |
|---|---|---|
| 158 | //////////////////////////////////////// | A wild MISSINGno appears! |
| 159 | Stop! Hammertime | Gônzô (Southside) |
| 160 | <insert random title> | Venômooz (Venômina) |
| 161 | Bald ist erster Advent ! | Gônzô (Southside) |
| 162 | Missingo? Do i know u? | Gônzô (Soutside) |
| 163 | n.a | Beefchief |
| 164 | LOL WUT | Gônzô (Southside |
| 165 | Die Era-ära | Vimen |
| 166 | Lakeview Terrace ftw | Pulz (Grashüpfer) |
| 167 | This is SPAARTAAAAA! | Venômooz (Venômina) |
| 168 | Nasentropfen sucken | Smaha (Sámara) |
| 169 | Hmhmhmhmhm | Boogiewoogie |
| 170 | n.a | Maleda |
| 171 | This is Mine! | Gnomline (Vexana) |
| 172 | roflroflrofl | Tríana (Tarih) |
| 173 | n.a | Milton |
| 174 | Janine + Marvin inc | Shindar |
| 175 | n.a | Zehnkämpfer |
| 176 | n.a | Cyrodiil |
| 177 | n.a | Gnomline (Vexana) |
| 178 | n.a | Gônzô (Southside |
| 179 | n.a | Gnomline (Vexana) |
| 180 | n.a | Pulz (Grashüpfer) |
| 181 | BOBBA!! | Cyrodiil |
| 182 | n.a | Pulz (Grashüpfer) |
| 183 | n.a | Gnomline (Vexana) |
| 184 | n.a | Pulz (Grashüpfer) |
| 185 | 2009! Frohes neues Jahr! | Gônzô (Southside) |
| 186 | Azila ist komisch | Gônzô (Southside) |
| 187 | n.a | Gônzô (Southside) |
| 188 | Oitrr luv big cooks | Beefchief |
| 189 | n.a | Smaha (Sámara) |
| 190 | I've got the power! | Smaha (Sámara) |
| 191 | Backe backe Kuchen! | Smaha (Sámara) |
| 192 | Käpt'n Balu roxx | Venômooz (Venômina) |
| 193 | Humorloses Offtopic | Gônzô (Southside) |
| 194 | weil Baum | Gônzô (Southside) |
| 195 | lernen is doof! QQ | Venômooz (Venômina) |
| 196 | bad Ruffian appears! | Beefchief |
| 197 | meine Wohnung ist schön! | Beefchief |
| 198 | Wie schnell die zeit vergeht.. | Nursohier (Gnomline) |
| 199 | Ihr Kamele!!! | Tarih (Tríana) |
| 200 | eine Legende wird geboren! | Tarih (Tríana) |
| 201 (Ex-200) | Das das | Beefchief |
| 202 (Ex-201) | Die Rückkehr des Bummsibär | Daaren |
| 203 | Lauf, Stauffe, lauf! 8D | Tarih (Tríana) |
| 204 | Ihr Kanalratten! | Pulz |
| 205 | Dats tu in a roh! | Pulz |
| 206 | Madness im irc? | Beefchief |
| 207 | Clint Eastwood ist Dr. House? | Gônzô (Southside) |
| 208 | Wir hassen Gônzô | Beefchief |
| 209 | Nutella ftw | Gnomline (Vexana) |
| 210 | Epic Sticky reloaded? | Venômooz (Venômina) |
| 211 | tatütata! | Nursohier (Gnomline) |
| 212 | NIEMAND mag gelöschte 498er | Nursohier (Gnomline) |
| 213 | Anti-Valentinstag | Smaha (Sámara) |
| 214 | Juhu Nr. 214 | Nursohier (Gnomline) |
| 215 | Marv knackt Rekorde!!11 | Gônzô (Southside) |
| 216 | Seit Anbeginn des OTs | Pulz |
| 217 | Raute is teh gayzzz | Smaha |
| 218 | Streik! | Gônzô (Southside) |
| 219 | Schule ftl | Beefchief |
| 220 | Frühling INC!!! | Nursohier (Gnomline) |
| 221 | (666/3)-1 | Suppenhuhn (Maleda) |
| 222 | We love coffee | Gônzô (Southside) |
| 223 | The cake is a lie | Nursohier |
| 224 | Zuvor gesprengt von Nursohier | Alexandrîa (Smaha) |
| 225 | Panik | Astrya |
| 226 | Kuschelkurs | Maleda |
| 227 | gz Serveraulastung | Pulz |
| 228 | pics plx | Gônzô |
| 229 | n.a | Astrya |
| 230 | warum nur?! | Gônzô |
| 231 | Livin' la Vida Loca | Arcos |
| 232 | Danke Altbier! | Frostek |
Darth-Era
| Number | Titel | Blower |
|---|---|---|
| 233 | Die Legende schlägt zurück! | Gnomline |
| 234 | n.a | Leeder |
| 235 | 3 Stunden Entzug *kraisch* | Leeder |
| 236 | n.a | Boogiewoogie |
| 237 | n.a | Wither |
| 238 | n.a | Gnomline |
| 239 | n.a | Venômooz (Venômina) |
| 240 | n.a | Canisx |
| 241 | n.a | Venôblaargh |
| 242 | n.a | Gnomline |
| 243 | n.a | Leeder |
| 244 | n.a | Boogiewoogie |
| 245 | Neue Frisur inc | Whiter |
| 246 | n.a | Poppins |
| 247 | ich werd laaaangsam. | Beefchief |
| 248 | Mikrowellen ftw! | Beefchief |
| 249 | n.a | Gelee (Ashleigh) |
| 250 | Jubiläum | Poppins |
| 251 | beginn einer romanze | Southside (Gonzo) |
| 252 | Gruppenbesprechung | Skjør (Bâlder) |
| 253 | Vasektomie, nicht mit mir! | Najin (Tarih/Tríana) |
| 254 | Räumt mal auf! | Najin (Tarih/Tríana) |
| 255 | Ententäter | Softboy (Beefchief) |
| 256 | Malady of Mind ? | Gelee (Ashleigh) |
| 257 | Woozaa! | Leider (Bufel) |
| 258 | Hans Dieter in da House | Ichimts (Gnomline/Vexana) |
| 259 | Weils Spaß macht! | Ichimts (Gnomline/Vexana) |
| 260 | Weils sonst keiner macht | Najin (Tarih/Tríana) |
| 261 | in 3 Tagen bin ich 17, yay. | Sandorius ( Benedikta) |
| 262 | Tabula Rasa! | Giefgold |
| 263 | Piraten habens gut | Veno... |
| 264 | Das 264. Jubiläum! | Rbj (Cyrodiil) |
| 265 | Veno ist uncool | Pullmoll |
| 266 | Wir haben versagt. | Wolon (Eratores/Nerstunntera) |
| 267 | Willkommen Gewitter | Sorey |
| 268 | Ein Sturm zieht auf! | Dav |
| 269 | Roxana, bist du es? | Àsh (Ashleigh/Gelee) |
| 270 | Gnarf! | Ichimts (Gnomline/Vexana) |
| 271 | 8D | Giefgold |
| 272 | Lecker Marmelade :3 | Softboy (Beefchief) |
| 273 | Schinkenkäsetoast | Venouhuu |
| 274 | Waffenstillstand | Smaha |
| 275 | Español por favor | Giefgold |
| 276 | Hello Kitty Online is coming! | Najin |
| 277 | personifizierter schw. Humor | Clasi |
| 278 | n.a | Clasi |
| 279 | n.a | Beefchief |
| 280 | <insert random dummheit> | Southside |
| 281 | Sag halt endlich! :O | Ásh |
| 282 | selbe Sekunde, wtf! | Leeder |
| 283 | Müde like hell | Beefchief |
| 284 | Ich hab den Titel vergessen | Southside |
| 285 | Noch 15 dann Spartaaaaaa! | Beefwolf (wenigstens Beefchief) |
| 286 | π = 3,14159265 | Beefkasten |
| 287 | Kasten mit Beef | Beefkasten |
| 288 | einer muss es ja machen | Southside |
| 289 | cheating extreme | Clasi |
| 290 | save the OT ! | Clasi |
n.a = not available
That's it.
Evil Siblings
Sinker
The Sinker is the Schwimmer's evil twin, its purpose being to sink instead of "swimming" on the first page. The Sinker has been reformed the new rule being that if there are no post in over 14 days it is considered sunk and a new one is opened.
Darth Imperium
These threads are not comparable to the Schwimmer, however they are the cancer that is killing /b...erhm, the WoW-OT I mean..
Most of the regulars at the german Off-Topic have been named by Arcos (alias Imperator Ultrawassergas, or something like that) with Darth names (I as an instance am Darth Civandalic).
Anyhow these threads (166 as of June 26th 2010) are a threat to the Schwimmer. And they are evil and everything!!!
Harmonie
The "Harmonie"-Threads can be considered as continuing the Schwimmer's legacy, although the former Schwimmer-base considers it a failed and ridiculous series of threads.
So far there 64 threads of this kind, originaly initiated by Lolwtf, the Harmonie-threads have taken over some traditions of the Schwimmer, most notably a theme/lemma for each thread and a Hall-Of-Fame.
Others
There are several other parodies of the Schwimmer, the Schwimmreifen, or the Nichtschwimmer, etc.