Slightly-Chewed Insult Book
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- Slightly-Chewed Insult Book
- Binds when picked up
- Unique
- Toy
- Use: Adds this toy to your Toy Box.
Shout a filthy pirate insult at everyone within earshot! (30 Min Cooldown) - "There's a few good pages left."
The subject of this article or section is part of Pirates' Day, a seasonal event that lasts one day. Once the event has run its course, this will no longer be available until next year.
Slightly-Chewed Insult Book is dropped by Ol' Eary during Pirates' Day. Upon use, it causes the character to yell one of various pirate insults:
- 'Tis good ye're here. Ye'll scare away the rats!
- Ye smell of fish an' swine, ye mermaid marryin' monkey!
- I'll skewer yer gizzard, ye fish-kissin', vile cur...
- 'Tis not enough rum in the world to make yer face look good, ye blasted, sorry sea bass!
- Ye fight like a dairy farmer, ye lyin' scabby halfwit!
- I'll devour yar parrot ye mutinous blowfish!
- Ye don't need a sword. Yer face be deadlier! Garr!
- A black spot upon thee, ye barnacle bottomed sluggard!
- Yer ship has more holes than a sponge, ye slack-jawed cockroach!
- Ye be as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee!
Patch changes
Hotfix (2016-09-19): Ol' Eary should always drop the toy. - Patch 7.0.3 (2016-07-19): Added.