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Decoded Messages are a series of readable items occasionally found in 
[Blingtron 5000 Gift Package], supplied by 
[Blingtron 5000]. These cryptic messages piece together to spell out a dark and troubling backstory to the Blingtron series, describing a vast underground War being fought outside the awareness of the organic lifeforms of Azeroth.
The items are:
[Decoded Message 001-003]- [Decoded Message 001-014]
- [Decoded Message 001-107]
- [Decoded Message 001-111]
- [Decoded Message 001-119]
- [Decoded Message 001-150]
- [Decoded Message 001-159]
- [Decoded Message 001-168]
Messages in order
Unidentified threats have attacked Peacekeeper 011 units in deepest caves of the Magnetic Chasm. Initiate protocol 54.
121,172 robo-units have been assembled and now march to face unknown threat in the Magnetic Chasm below the Molten Eternium Sea. Increase generosity circuits in all Blingtron units to minimize organic awareness.
Allied destruction total has increased to 64%. Request supplies.
Massive shipment of Alarm-o-Bots received, disassembled, and reconstructed as frag grenades.
The virus infecting our units has been identified: a clockwork assembly system hack. Because it appears to be beneficial in many ways, the robot will accept it readily, until it begins to corrupt their AI by overloading generosity circuits. There is no known way to nullify the effect without destroying the host. Do not hesitate.
Your Leader (0x0001)
A single de-weaponized companion unit was fitted with a Stealthman 54z, enabling it to appear harmless and bypass the enemy's significant security systems. It has identified the enemy's leader with a 73.4% accuracy. The enemy leader is monstrous in size and calls itself iR-T0. No further information was obtained.
Organic awareness of The War is growing too quickly. Above-ground units possibly infected. Seed plans for next-gen Blingtron remote to call on veteran units that can assess and destroy.
Gift supply decreasing to inadequate levels. Use of war surplus authorized.
