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Kirkburn  talk  contr 18:34, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Kirkburn  talk  contr

There once was an orc in Storm Peaks

He caused many elves warm leaks

One day a gnome

Read from his tome

Now the orc moos when he speak

Sirmurloc (talk) 21:19, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Sirmurloc (talk)

I would like to be a gnome

on my elicopter I would roam

inventing some mechanical stuff

I'd teleport to Thunder Bluff...

guessing how to come back home!

Goolash14 (talk) 22:47, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Goolash14 (talk)

There once was an Orc boy named Thrall,

And as a child he never did crawl.

All ended up fine,

He just had a weird spine.

But still became war chief, after all.

Aidan Godhammer (talk) 23:41, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Aidan Godhammer (talk)

There once was an elf from Stormwind

Who was trying to find some of his kin.

With the help from a mage

And a little bit of blade

And everyone looked like him.

Monkey356 (talk) 02:32, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Monkey356 (talk)

Stormwind once had a king

That made everybody sing

But now music is dead

And the king has no head

Now the prince is wearing his bling

Zeruel104 (talk) 07:22, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Zeruel104 (talk)

Oh my god, What the f***?!

You lamers Nerfed all my stuff!

Now I can't hit

Won't mention my crit

Now I'm just S*** out of luck!

10:51, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by

Enraging /2 is my goal;

But I promise it's not personal.

I scream and I shout

And you foam at the mouth:

But dude, I'm an L80 troll.

Kelthador (talk) 13:37, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Kelthador (talk)

There once was a man of the Horde

Who aspired to be a great lord

He travelled to Rage

Got killed by a Mage

So Thrall smacked his face with an oar

Spider789 (talk) 13:37, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Spider789 (talk)

There once a tauren from Dalaran

Who shook the ground as he ran

But he tripped on a Gnome

Slammed into a tome

now he just walks when he can

LoganZezima (talk) 13:59, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by LoganZezima (talk)

There once upon a time an Elf,

Who only cared about himself.

This Elf, himself was very vain,

Who thought himself fit to reign.

But off a cliff, he one day fell.

LoganZezima (talk) 14:08, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by LoganZezima (talk)

Look! Look! Over there!

There's a Tauren with no hair!

Let's ask him why,

I bet he'll cry!

Now isn't that just very rare!

LoganZezima (talk) 14:14, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by LoganZezima (talk)

I'm going to beat you with my staff,

So I don't have to take your crap!

You're very rude,

And somewhat crude.

Now be prepared to feel my wrath!

Zeruel104 (talk) 15:07, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Zeruel104 (talk)

Now Blizz released a new patch,

That turned all my gear into trash

For the new mount I'm stoked

It's just too bad I'm broke

So now I just farm Deadwind Pass...

LoganZezima (talk) 15:39, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by LoganZezima (talk)

While sadly walking down the road,

I looked across and saw a toad!

I hoped to see it wear a crown,

Then my frown turned upside down,

When it hopped along and said hello!

Goolash14 (talk) 15:46, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Goolash14 (talk)

There was a mage student named Pixen

Who tried Polymorphing a chicken

Upon being goaded,

The new sheep exploded

Now Pixen warns others 'bout clickin'.

LoganZezima (talk) 17:23, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by LoganZezima (talk)

The other day I saw a spider,

And by no means was it a fighter!

It kicked its legs, and snapped its teeth,

But none of that even bothered me!

If fighting is its dayjob, then it should just retire.

Illidan Limerick

Italic text'A limerick by Woohooed (Ed Samson)

I heard of a demon named Illidan Stormrage

A raid tried to kill him, but they got locked in a cage

Druids used AoE

The tank had to pee

And who ported out? It was the mage!

LoganZezima (talk) 18:24, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by LoganZezima (talk)

In the tavern I saw a Gnome,

Whose name I knew I should have known.

He had a staff as big as I,

Don't mess with him or make him cry,

Because he won't let you call home!

LoganZezima (talk) 18:36, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by LoganZezima (talk)

The other day I saw a Tauren,

He had an accent, so he was foreign.

His horns were long,

But theres something wrong.

It turns out that he only had one!

Omacron (talk) 18:59, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Omacron (talk) 18:59, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

There once was a man named Baggins

Who was subject to much of our naggin'

Of hobbits and pixies and a man eating tree

Contained in a grimoire known as "appendix three"

But we finally convinced it to go packin'.

Omacron (talk) 19:02, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Omacron (talk)

He tried to make us scared

By shouting "you are not prepared"

But the encounter was a bore

And it went against the lore

And no piece of his loot was spared.

LoganZezima (talk) 19:11, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by LoganZezima (talk)

They laugh at me when I go by,

But I smile wide and look at the sky.

They say I'm a dork,

For being an Orc.

Still, I pass silently by.

Omacron (talk) 19:18, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Omacron (talk) with help from Lon-ami

Insane, they said, he went

Due to a personality derailment

Tempest Keep we did attack

To him, "merely a setback!"

And to Magister's Terrace we were sent.

Omacron (talk) 19:30, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Omacron (talk)

To assault the base of Zzeraku's captor

The mighty mage summoned an army of raptors!

So our heroes made their way through

Thanks to the help of their Mary Sue

As you can see, Knaak is quite the literateur.

Omacron (talk) 19:39, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Omacron (talk)

A strawman once said

"I wish all elves were dead!"

He went by the name of Garithos

Not as skilled with the blade as Jubei'Thos

But Varimathras came for his head.

Ocarina 21 (talk) 19:39, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Ocarina 21 (talk)

There once was a Death Knight named Arthas

That could be considered quite heartless

He sits on the throne

With the scourge he does pwn

Though their strategies tend to be artless

Omacron (talk) 19:45, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Omacron (talk)

Blizzard does things to make us lore nerds very sad.

Like, how the Eredar weren't always bad?

Gilneas isn't even on their map

Jarod Shadowsong is one big lore-gap

As you can see, we have reason to be mad.

Omacron (talk) 19:48, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Omacron (talk) with help from Lon-ami

Argent Tournament, such a location

For the Lich King, no doubt a provocation

You'd think they would acknowledge the peril

Of being in the shadow of the King's Citadel

Yet none of this gets even a mention?

Ocarina 21 (talk) 19:50, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Ocarina 21 (talk)

Oh Stormwind's King Varian Wrynn

Must deal with issues within

On top of it all

The battle with Thrall

It's enough for to make your head spin

Mckaysalisbury (talk) 19:50, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Mckaysalisbury (talk)

To go to BlizzCon in the fall

I'd do anything at all:

I'd brave all the fans,

And TSA's "plans"

To get a Bubble Hearth ball[1]!

Ocarina 21 (talk) 20:00, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Ocarina 21 (talk)

The Thalassian prince Kael'thas Sunstrider

Was defeated by Shattered Sun outriders

He fought for the legion

A'burnin' and siegin'

But lost to the Aldor and Scryers

Omacron (talk) 20:04, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Omacron (talk)

To the untrained eye, Garrosh may seem

Like he doesn't know the meaning of "team"

The Alliance thinks he's a fool

To the players, rather, a tool

But he's really just a cog in Blizz's machine.

Omacron (talk) 20:10, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Omacron (talk)

Zul'Jin was an old troll

Whose respect and loot we stole

He lost his eye

His arm went bye-bye

And all of this was Budd Nedreck's goal.

Omacron (talk) 20:15, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Omacron (talk)

"Young adventurer, bring me the kidney of a boar!"

And so the porcine bodies pile up, more and more

You'd think each one would have an organ

You've killed enough to fill a morgen!

Man, questing can make you snore.

Goolash14 (talk) 20:15, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Goolash14 (talk)

There was once a librarian named Schnook

Who had wanted a very rare book

So I searched the world 'round

(Even fought a felhound)

But all I got was some silver, that crook!

Narlor81 (talk) 20:47, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Narlor81 (talk)

On the shore, for pearls I did prowl,

When I heard a most horrible howl.

I saw a small slimy creature,

It's teeth a frightening feature,

Leap right at me yelling "RWLRWLRWLRWL!"

LordMyke Limerick 1

A limerick by LordMyke

Deep in wilderness high,

the king of Dire Maul resides.

In an earlier day,

no elf would bey:

"Raaa! Me smash you die!"

LordMyke (talk) 22:50, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by LordMyke (talk)

A tale retold everlaster.

Ten and two orcs ride ever faster.

Down in Westfall,

Imagine the gall!

Those jerks have killed the Flight Master!

LordMyke (talk) 23:00, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by LordMyke (talk)

Far in the valley of Alterac.

A stealthy troll crept upon my back.

Gave him a scare

with a hunter's flare.

Ha! They'll never get this tower back!

LordMyke (talk) 23:17, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by LordMyke (talk)

Sholazar, the Basin, in solo company.

Farming ore for cash might as well be breathing to me.

WHAT!? No! Nein!

That node was mine!

You are so lucky this server's not PVP...

Gustav (talk) 03:13, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Gustav (talk)

A druid I spied on her seat

Quickly she lept to her feet

She turned into a lion

And I started cryin

Before I was turned to minced meat

Gustav (talk) 03:13, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Gustav (talk)

A druid I spied on her seat.

Quickly she lept to her feet.

She turned into a lion,

And I started cryin,

Before i was turned to minced meat.

Sendren

A limerick by Sendren

In Stormwind there lived a young Mage

Who wished to learn every spell on the page

He learned Fire Blast

Which is instantly cast

And when used on one class causes rage

Vypermajik (talk) 14:20, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Vypermajik (talk)

There was once a young Barbarian who was a n00b,

Who always got picked on for being such a boob.

But his luck would change when he found a treasure one day.

And Decard Cain flew in from Tristram just to say:

Who exclaimed, "You have quite a treasure in that Horadric Cube!"

LoganZezima (talk) 14:46, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by LoganZezima (talk)

I go to the door and reach for the lock.

I'm too small, so I look for a rock.

All of this pain, just to open a door,

Almost there, just a little bit more!

Too bad I can't, because I'm a Murloc!

Tequima (talk) 18:16, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Tequima (talk)

There once was a gnome, name of Whizzban

Whose mek-chopper made a song as it ran

But he mistook his hammer

For his trusty old spanner

Now his transport's as flat as a pan!

Gustav (talk) 18:41, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Gustav (talk)

Belfs I've come to despise.

With green fel magical eyes,

The think they're so pretty,

I say "no, not one bitty,"

For orcs are the only true prize.

Gustav (talk) 18:46, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Gustav (talk)

A gnome chef of moderate size,

Suggested the Stormwind Surprise.

Imagine my shock,

When he served me murloc,

Complete with large bulbous eyes.

Shishire Maiga (talk) 21:12, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Shishire Maiga (talk)

I once walked to the edge of the sea

And I died as I stared out in glee

Fatigue is a pain,

When the bar fully drains

You'll find that your spirit is free.

LordMyke (talk) 21:20, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by LordMyke (talk)

Nagrand general "Looking for Group!"

"Need healer and tank!" would endlessly loop.

A Bloody Ring gauntlet,

As the ogre taunted:

"Me champion! Dat was poop!"

LordMyke (talk) 21:24, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by LordMyke (talk)

I've got him. I know it. The hunt was long and hard.

Three mages, two locks, now that rogue's at 30 yards.

Over hills. Deep in snow.

Whatsa... where'd he go!?

"You have died. Release to the nearest graveyard?"

LordMyke (talk) 21:29, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by LordMyke (talk)

Ironforge, that mountain base!

In Ironforge! King Magni's face,

Glares and Glowers,

Sulks and Sours.

O Ironforge, sweet ale's grace!

Cassavant (talk) 21:44, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Cassavant (talk)

There once was a Rogue who was a hoot

Who knew how to give the boot

To the blackhearted Blacksail Buccaneers.

Thus winning Booty Bay’s bounteous cheers

But she really didn’t pull in that much Loot!

Limerick

A limerick by Harmmonic (talk)

For raiding the Resto is so in,

And Feral can kick butt in Basin.

But cats are too hairy,

And trees really aren't scary,

I think I would rather play Boomkin!

Gustav (talk) 22:42, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Gustav (talk)

A tauren I met on this day,

Flirted while passing my way.

I did not mean to be rude,

But proclaimed, "IRL IM A DUDE,"

So swiftly he scurried away.

Acinastus (talk) 00:02, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Acinastus

There once was an orc named Thrall

Who's friends never thought he would have it all

He then conquered half of Azeroth

And to his friends that pissed him off

He crushed their houses and built the Orgrimmar mini-mall

Acinastus (talk) 00:19, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Acinastus

There once was a hunter named Biff

Who had a warlock brother named Jiff

They one day decided to duel

Jiff used fear and Biff screamed "No, you fool!"

And Jiff feared his brother off a cliff

Sarrah (talk) 00:34, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Sarrah (talk)

Abandon which? I started to mull.

My hair I just wanted to pull.

The message was clear,

And much to my fear,

The words read, Your quest log is full!

Sarrah (talk) 00:38, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Sarrah (talk)

A hand I held fast on my sword hilt,

Ready to mess up that Blacksilt.

A turn in my luck,

Then thick in murlocs,

So my blood was that which was spilt.

Sarrah (talk) 00:40, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Sarrah (talk)

There once was a pale Night Elf named Ned

Who turned into a wisp when dead.

This state he loved much,

Being glowy and such,

No body that had to be fed.

Lil'Timmeh (talk) 01:22, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Lil'Timmeh (talk)

There once was a rogue from Darnassus

Who needed a strong pair of glasses

Asked how he knew why

He gave this reply

"I keep stabbing fronts, and not asses!"

Jeffrolle (talk) 04:56, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Jeffrolle (talk)

Why do they nerf the warlock?

every patch there comes a great shock

they promise us a buff

Like some power and stuff

then all we get is a rock

Killacrusada (talk) 05:00, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Killacrusada (talk)

Once upon a time was a raider,

who was always quiet, attempting no sins.

Whilst the guild was assorting

and mathematicians consorting

there was a cry for "LEROYYYYYYY JENKINSSSSS!!!"

Zuelu 11:50, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Zuelu

Finding the Cow Level is such a joy,

Then I realized it was all a well planned ploy,

Playin' Diablo is not my thing,

cuz on Battle.Net, high goes my ping,

So come on Blizzard, give us the Cow Level, don't play coy.

IrisLilium (talk) 14:23, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by IrisLilium (talk)

I wonder where I went wrong

The journey may have been too long

I fell in defeat

at the Lich Kings feet

and now I sing the spirits song

Corrupteddusty (talk) 15:37, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Corrupteddusty (talk)

There once was a Highlord named Taelan

He realized the Crusade was failin

He jumped to his feet

And ran in retreat

But Isillien wasn't keen on his bailin

Nast (talk) 15:41, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Nast (talk)

Your mother has threatened to join Horde,

You are now AFK: Away from keyboard

You are no longer AFK

But while you were away

Mom'orc tea-bagged your corpse and RAWRed!

Corrupteddusty (talk) 15:46, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Corrupteddusty (talk)

There once was a Tauren from Nantucket

Her udder was so long she could suck it

She was so full of glee

She fell to her knees

And she now drinks milk by the bucket

Corrupteddusty~

Corrupteddusty (talk) 16:01, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Corrupteddusty (talk)

Theres a Blood Elf in Silvermoon City

No horde will play him; hes too pretty

My 12 year old brother created an account

He loved the Goku hair and Chicken mount

More 12 year olds playing horde, what a pity!

Corrupteddusty

Corrupteddusty (talk) 16:28, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Corrupteddusty (talk)

Mephisto sat as he brew

This day he would soon rue

I knew he was rich!

Thanks to the moat glitch

I didn't have to hear My brothers have escaped you.

corrupteddusty

CPerkins92 16:38, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by CPerkins92

There once was a Zerg from the Tuskegee

Who wished he could be filled with glee

So him and his brothers

Rushed from their mothers

Loudly screaming "KEKEKE!"

CPerkins92 16:46, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

CPerkins92 16:47, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by CPerkins92

In Dead Mines VanCleef had stood,

He wore a mask but no hood.

“Lapdog!” he screamed,

As he was creamed,

Wishing that he had been good.

CPerkins92 16:56, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by CPerkins92

Reigning from frigid Dragonblight

Kel'Thuzad shook his fist with might.

When asked of the Kirin Tor,

He said they were no more,

They forced him to raid late at night.

WCrispy (talk) 22:13, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by WCrispy (talk)

One time I angered a druid.

I suppose I did not mean to do it.

When it came down to HoTs,

the healer forgot,

so my corpse lies here now leaking fluid.

WCrispy (talk) 22:16, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by WCrispy (talk)

Mages are frozen with fire,

though sometimes arcane can transpire,

to pyro with PoM,

for dropping the bomb,

while wearing their bathrobe attire.

WCrispy (talk) 22:17, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by WCrispy (talk)

Warlocks are never alone,

constructing their lifemates from bone.

One comes with a whip,

don't antagonize it,

or you may find yourself hearthing home.

WCrispy (talk) 22:19, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by WCrispy (talk)

A hunter I knew filled with greed,

was constantly clicking on 'Need.'

The junk was all sold,

for nothing but gold.

He said it was all spent on meade.

WCrispy (talk) 22:23, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by WCrispy (talk)

One time I sold some enchants.

The price? It was fair, just a dance.

When all truth be told,

more priceless than gold,

the procs all come from sharted pants.

WCrispy (talk) 22:25, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by WCrispy (talk)

Deathknights are too commonplace,

all taking up most of the space,

that should otherwise,

go to girls (and guys),

rolling priests with which to melt your face.

Corrupteddusty (talk) 00:02, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Corrupteddusty (talk)

Under da banner of Lordaeron

Dey run da greatest con

Undead dey slay

Ta keep em' at bay

Da Crusades crazy mon!

Trilless (talk) 00:08, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Trilless (talk)

Plate can be made into a dress?

Confusion, I must confess

That was my state

Seeing Paladin Tier Eight

I'll wear it, but under duress

Corrupteddusty (talk) 00:09, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Corrupteddusty (talk)

Wielding my magic wrench

Escaping Gnomeregan was a cinch

I wanna go home!

I'm just a little gnome!

But those Troggs have a powerful stench.

Trilless (talk) 00:44, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Trilless (talk)

Dear PUG leader I must say,

I'm having a pretty bad day.

The dog just caught fire.

Don't call me a liar!

I'm sorry, I just can not stay.

IrisLilium (talk) 00:55, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by IrisLilium (talk)

I fight all with the greatest of ease

At my skill level no one would sneeze

So I think I've the right

When I'm facing this wight

To clear my throat and mutter, "Lich, please."

CPerkins92 03:50, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by CPerkins92 03:50, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

Three elties in Hellfire patrol,

Their aggro I seem to pull.

I start with Plauge Strike,

Avoid a lag spike,

and proceed with an über faceroll.

CPerkins92 04:00, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by CPerkins92 04:00, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

Fifty DKP minus was the threat,

one that they would never forget.

They threw up "MORE DOTS!",

In all the right spots,

But in the the end they had to reset.

Jdc214 (talk) 06:04, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Jdc214 (talk)

3 Tauren were playing punt the gnomes

He went so far that now he just roams

While roaming he found an injured Murloc

So he tortured it slowly, because he is a warlock

Now he walks slowly toward his family's homes

A limerick by Arsyk (talk)

There once was a beast named Yogg-Saron

Who was somehow related to Baron

One day he fell

And rang a bell

Now Rivendare is related to Darren

Nighteyes019 (talk) 08:32, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Nighteyes019 (talk)

Once Arthas called Uther a noob

Since then Uther dislikes soup

Arthas then said HI

Then uther became a fry

Now ppl think soup is good

Uhluhtc (talk) 12:36, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Uhluhtc (talk)

There once was a young player on WoW

Who's toons name was wrong somehow

Though he did protest

It was only a jest

He now runs, Anonymous Cow

Doodle. (talk) 13:53, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Doodle (Not from any US server but decided to join the fun!)

There once was a prince from Lordaeron,

Who thought Jaina was the bomb.

He found a new sword,

Which Jaina abhorred,

Now he's just a dateless orphan.

Darkfuj (talk) 14:31, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Darkfuj (talk)

There once was a young paladin,

He was scared of onyxia's grin.

He was struck by some doubt,

So he bubble-hearth'd out;

No more guild or phat lewts for him!

Darkfuj (talk) 14:32, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Darkfuj (talk)

There once was a young paladin,

He was scared of onyxia's grin.

He was struck by some doubt,

So he bubble-hearth'd out;

No more guild or phat lewts for him!

Rivethart (talk) 18:43, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Rivethart (talk)

There once was an Orc named Thrall.

Who was trapped by thick human walls.

But through the Caverns of Time

Came those with a spine

And they freed him once and for all.

FailedLx (talk) 19:00, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by FailedLx

There once lived a Night Elf named Nill

Who had a dearly beloved, so ill

So he rode to Dalaran

To find a Mage Man

Who could give him an all curing pill

Crimnor (talk) 21:29, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Crimnor (talk)

There once was a human from Ireland

Who seemingly did not understand

He made a limerick

Now he's going to be sick

'cause to me these tickets are contraband

Trilless (talk) 22:45, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Trilless (talk)

Dear Fellow Members of Trade

I hope you can come to my aid

Rouges with lockboxes

Thar, Wut, and Pl0xes

If I stay, my mind will degrade.

Tales23 (talk) 22:58, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Tales

There once was a elf from Nantucket

Who traveled all the way to Ratchet

As he looked at the land,

and stared at the sea

he asked where the hell is this Ratchet.

Trilless (talk) 23:24, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Trilless (talk)

The hunter is seeking a pet

Wondering What kind to get

A raptor or bat

A wolf or a cat

Together a powerful duet!

WCrispy (talk) 00:46, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by WCrispy (talk)

Proficiently using a spanner

in all but the easiest manner

could be construed heaven,

to most men and women,

who work under Gnomeregan's banner.

A Rogue's Lament

A limerick by Dmaje (talk)

A mage was here fishing today,

Oblivious that she was my prey.

I planned her demise

Then my feet were in ice

And her Dragon's Breath blew me away.

Not Much Choice After All

A limerick by Dmaje (talk)

The guild leader called for a raid

Or, in real life I could get laid

The choice was sublime

Should I spend my time

With a fat ugly dwarf or a maid?

DerangedHermit (talk) 03:51, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by DerangedHermit (talk)

Heigan is lord of the dance.

He does it without wearing pants.

With DDR skills.

He racks up the kills.

So nobody stands a chance.

DerangedHermit (talk) 03:52, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by DerangedHermit (talk)

There once was a knight named Fordring.

Whose armor was covered with gold bling.

He'll come to your aid.

With a linen band-aid.

Seeking revenge on the Lich King.

DerangedHermit (talk) 03:53, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by DerangedHermit (talk)

Arthas is known as the Lich King.

His armies are undead and rotting.

With Frostmourne in hand.

He takes over the land.

Too bad the Death Knights are leaving.

DerangedHermit (talk) 03:54, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by DerangedHermit (talk)

Patchwerk has really bad gas.

It constantly leaks from his ass.

He's ready to play.

With noobs all day.

But crushes them under his mass.

DerangedHermit (talk) 04:27, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by DerangedHermit (talk)

A Druid once hid as a Murloc.

Though it doesn't make you Sherlock.

To see through his guise.

Is no big surprise.

With the brain of a fish why would they gawk?

Noxbear (talk) 04:29, 8 June 2009 (UTC)LimerickNoxbear (talk) 04:29, 8 June 2009 (UTC) King

A limerick by Noxbear (talk)

Upon a cold land the young prince sin

Seeking revenge for the death of men

The Dark death he hailed

But his will could not prevail

And now a deadly Lick King may win

Taunthavoc (talk) 06:53, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Taunthavoc (talk)

A warrior had some rage

From begin ganked all day

He set out for a fight

But only in spite

To end up lost in a maze.

Kranitoko (talk) 14:10, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Kranitoko (talk) 14:10, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

A Dwarf had sat up and drank

He then walked over to the bank

He asked for his money

But felt very funny

'Cause he realised he'd spent it on a... Blank!

Trilless (talk) 17:46, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Trilless (talk)

Old Barlo sent me to fishin'

Baby Crocolisk was my mission.

With some luck

I'll get Chuck.

Of that, I am a wishin'

Discordian09 (talk) 18:04, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Discordian09 (talk)

O! I loathe you, General Vezax

I'm trying to kick your quick casts

Eight times I've wiped this raid

With my latency, the guild has paid

One more mis-kick, I'm sent back to Naxx

Uhluhtc (talk) 18:51, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Uhluhtc (talk)

An Alliance pally named Joan

Thought The Crossroads she totally owned

Scores of incoming flights

Then a long painful night

Proved she was totally pwned.

Uhluhtc (talk) 18:52, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Uhluhtc (talk)

Attack Power and crit strike they stress

Are the keys to a players success

In Ulduar I found

Face flat on the ground

No hit points means no d.p.s

Uhluhtc (talk) 18:54, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Uhluhtc (talk)

Dear Blizz if you could please review

My needs for they number quite few

Some spurs for my mount

A small vendor discount

Martin's Thunder and robes that are blue

Uhluhtc (talk) 18:55, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Uhluhtc (talk)

After 80 levels I fear

The end maybe drawing near

The reflection I cast;

Not the same as the past

A squat gnome now looks back from the mirror

Where Are You Going?

A limerick by Dmaje (talk)

A hunter who thought she could tank

Just would not stay back with the flank

Two steps past the door

Her face hit the floor

No wonder the healer's a crank

Chy Didn't Die

A limerick by Dmaje (talk)

Ingvar wiped us again, that was it;

Tomorrow perhaps we'd be fit.

Wait! Chy was alive

And running, no jive

Ingvar chasing her, still in a snit.

Chy on the Fly

A limerick by Dmaje (talk)

As Chy ran for her life we released.

Then repaired, yet her dash had not ceased.

The fight had seemed done,

Still Chy's on the run,

Ingvar chasing her down like a beast.

Chy, Still Going Strong

A limerick by Dmaje (talk)

Chy knows how to kite, it's no chore

To slip through 12 rooms and 3 floors.

But the very best part

We saw with a start

Ingvar's health was 2K, no more.

Chy: Queen of Kite

A limerick by Dmaje (talk)

We argued while Chy kept the pace.

To the front door they had a race.

Tank ordered us back:

"Once more we attack"

Ingvar died, by the door, on his face.

Goldilex (talk) 04:30, 9 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Goldilex (talk)

One day when Naxx was outside Strat

It chugged to the north, just like that!

KT was surprised

When he saw with his eyes

Who was piloting? His very own cat!

Roskvape (talk) 04:54, 9 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Roskvape (talk)

Poised, I wait. Refresh! OMG. The queue!

Minutes pass. Tickets are gone. They sell too few!

Oh, no! But there's hope. Contests, and many!

BlizzCon or bust! Contests I haven't entered? Not any!

Art, stories, limericks--oh my! Oh, for BlizzCon, what I won't do!

Doninator (talk) 05:42, 9 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by doninator

There once was a guy who played WoW

It's all that he wants to do now

Then his computer broke

He cried like a bloke

His mom just told him "Don't have a cow!"

It Must Be My Tail

A limerick by Dmaje (talk)

He said "Draenei girls are hot."

His flirting put me on the spot.

When I said "I agree"

He stopped talking to me.

He must think I'm a guy but I'm not.

It's Not Fair!

A limerick by Kelticfox (talk)

There once was a Rogue Night-Elf,

Who wanted a ticket for himself,

But he lived in UK

The Rules said "No Way!"

So I'm going to go cry in the corner.....

Vedlt

A limerick by Vedlt (talk)

There once was an orc named Thrall

The elements answer his call

The humans will rally

in alterac vally

By Thrall's hammer they shall fall.

Vedlt

A limerick by Vedlt (talk)

There once was a Dwarf named Hackett

A twink in the 19s bracket.

With enchanted daggers,

he'd curse after laggers,

"ZOMG, this game, they have hacked it"

Cat Form.

A limerick by Vedlt (talk)

This new form, it feels so right.

I have fangs, with them I can bite.

Large claws? I rend.

The bleeding? no end.

Remember, CAT IS FOR FITE

Drunkendwarf95 (talk) 14:49, 9 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Drunkendwarf95 (talk)

There once was a dwarf named Frew

He had a nack for the profession of the brew

he knew how to make tons of ale flavor

but his customers never knew how to savor

so he made the original dwarven blue

Jaedian (talk) 17:09, 9 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Jaedian (talk)

Druids three, Bear Resto and Cat

Found one another in LFG chat

Said the Bear "I shall tank"

Said the Cat "I shall shank"

And the Resto sighed "I can rezz that"

Patrick Hamilton Prentiss (talk) 17:17, 9 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Patrick Hamilton Prentiss (talk)

Of the Blood elves, the Horde is still wary.

To make harsh judgments, they will not tary.

See, Orcs and Trolls never cave,

Forsaken mostly behave,

And the Tauren provide the best dairy.

Clam Stacking Casuals! Trilless (talk) 18:11, 9 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Trilless (talk)

Alas this bag space I lack.

If only these clams would stack!

All very gradual

Becoming a casual

For which I'm picking up flack!

Howsmydrivin (talk) 18:31, 9 June 2009 (UTC)Limerick

A limerick by Howsmydrivin

There Once was a Death knight Called Vlad

That many people said was quite bad

They pointed and laughed

Which made him quite mad

And now the Death knights a glad!

Howsmydrivin (talk) 18:31, 9 June 2009 (UTC)Limerick

A limerick by Howsmydrivin

There Once was a Death knight Called Vlad

That many people said was quite bad

They pointed and laughed

Which made him quite mad

And now the Death knights a glad!

The Engineer (or: One Frustrated Vindicator)

A limerick by Farseer Lolotea • talk • contrib 00:05, 10 June 2009 (UTC)

A paladin quite tall and blue

Did start a profession anew.

Then she saw the top end

Was now useless again,

And she cried out "No! This can't be true!"

Isaul (talk) 02:16, 10 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by The Ninja Cow

In Naxxramas I murdered a cat

Kel'Thuzad said, "How dare you do that!

That cat was my friend,

Now your flesh, I will rend,

And your skull, I will wear as a hat."

Isaul (talk) 02:28, 10 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by The Ninja Cow

Through Icecrown Arthas did pass

Though now he saw nothing but grass

His rage, it did grow

As he saw no more snow

"Global warming can kiss my dead ass!"

Nighteyes019 (talk) 03:09, 10 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Nighteyes019 (talk)

A guy called Leeroy Jenkins

Who wouldn't freaking listen

Once charged into a room

Taking his raid to their certain doom

Now he's known for having chicken

Isaul (talk) 03:38, 10 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by The Ninja Cow

Gnome punting is truly my forte

I thought it a victimless sport

'Till a puntee one fall

Flew head-first into a wall

And now is suing me in court.

Goldshire

A limerick by Dmaje (talk)

I went to the Darkmoon Faire.

The Hordies and Allies were there.

I killed me a troll,

That was my goal.

It's MY town, I ain't gonna share.

Reizex (talk) 14:42, 10 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Reizex (talk)

The Goblin at Ratchet screamed "Hey!"

'Cause the PVPers were slain

He looked at the Drood

And called him a "Boob"

Then ganked him and all was OK

The arena

A limerick by WoWTards (talk)

There once was a undead mage

Whom was trapped in the nagrand cage

His friend said to hack

He would watch his back

Because the only GM was away

Quinnpop10 (talk) 18:36, 10 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Quinnpop10 (talk)

The Barrens is a magical land,

though it appears quite bland.

There, the low-level folks

tell lame Norris jokes,

making the plainstriders stick their heads in the sand.

The Lich King

A limerick by Dallastarsfan13 (talk)

The Lich King is rising once more,

He's here to spill our guts and gore.

But we'll chop off his head,

Just to make sure he's dead,

At last we'll end this bloody war!

Gnomes

Dallastarsfan13 (talk) 19:44, 10 June 2009 (UTC)A limerick by Dallastarsfan13

Gnomes are so cheap in PvP

As a Horde that is what I decree

They are so small and quick

Impossible to click

And in melee they're so hard to see!

Trade Channel

A limerick by Dallastarsfan13 (talk)

I cannot stand the morons in trade,

Talking 'bout their anal [Blood Caked Blade].

And they're making it hell,

Just to buy and to sell,

Think i'll switch to realm Scarlet Crusade!

End-Game Raiding

A limerick by Dallastarsfan13 (talk)

"Looking for more for Ulduar raid!"

Is what everyone's yelling in trade.

While they're playing end-game,

I'll be grinding (How lame!)

With my greatsword of the Ebon Blade!

Cold Weather Flying

A limerick by Dallastarsfan13 (talk)

I want to learn to fly in the cold,

But to do that, I'll need 1k gold.

It's a pretty high price,

Just to fly over ice,

But it saves me some time, so I'm sold!

Notgor (talk) 01:20, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Notgor (talk)

In Northrend, Arthas sits on his throne,

His voice sends chill through my bones,

His call is quite Haunting,

The quest to kill is even more daunting

wait, did he just ask for snow cone?

Quinnpop10 (talk) 01:47, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Quinnpop10 (talk)

Rogues are quite kick-a**.

On every server they amass.

But if you have a tail that flops

and hooves that clip-clop,

you'll have to roll another class.

Fel Reavers

A limerick by Dallastarsfan13 (talk)

While I was busy looking on thot,

I was ganked by a giant robot.

It was called a fel reaver,

So I got out my cleaver,

And I left it's dead body to rot!

Rebecca [email protected]

A limerick by Writing lullabyes (talk)

Today is the day we die

swore the old mage with a sigh

He soared into battle

astride a great dragon's saddle

and roared his oaths to the sky

Raineesue (talk) 04:18, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Raineesue (talk)

A guildmate I like very much

Has admitted to having a crush

To BlizzCon I go,

But he isn't -- oh, no!

(Here's hoping you're partial to mush.)

Bruix (talk) 04:18, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Bruix

There once was an orc named Ner'zhul

Who dreamed of Draenor under his rule

He made pacts with Kil'Jaedan

And was betrayed by Gul'dan

But now he's the Lich King you fools!

Bruix (talk) 04:25, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Bruix (talk)

There was an orc slave raised by Blackmoore

Who was destined to be so much more

He broke the clans free

And listened to Medivh

West to Kalimdor, for The Horde!

Bruix (talk) 04:29, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Bruix (talk)

I once had a life, and friends

But now I never go out on weekends

No, I just grind and raid

And I never get laid

Why'd I start playing a game with no end?

The Drums of War

A limerick by Bcummins10

Alliance and Horde preparing for war

looking for honor and to go down in lore

axes are made and swords are forged

Humans full of pride and orcs blood gorged

What for our heroes lies in store?

Tim the Gnome

A limerick by Bcummins10

Twas once a gnome who travled alone

sharing stories made up in his bald dome

with a mouth like a sailor he spoke

through teeth that were mostly broke

Mothers keep your children at home

Zuggs

A limerick by DarkBlayde (talk)

There once was an orc named Zugg,

Who went on a quest for a hug,

But when he got near,

They all ran in fear.

How is an orc to get a hug?

The Breeze

A limerick by DarkBlayde (talk)

There once was blood elf, fair.

He had beautiful, lustrous hair,

But when he let forth an odorous breeze,

The bark peeled right from the trees,

And thus his palace no maiden would share.

Chuckton (talk) 21:40, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Chuckton (talk)

HEAR ME GRUNT!

HEAR ME SNORT! I PUNT GNOMES! IT FUN SPORT

I RIDE WOLVES!

EAT WIT SPOONS AND FORKS! ALL THE FEMALES HOLLA! WHEN I KILL SMURFS AND SNORKS

MY NAME IS CHUMP!

I MAKE RHYME! CAN'T TOUCH THIS WHEN I BUST A MOVE! IT BE HAMMER TIME!

I HIT YOU WIT HAMMER!

CHOP HEAD OFF WIT AXE! THEN I GET BEHIND YOU! AND STAB YOU IN DA BACKS!

CAUSE I AM A WARRIOR! STANDIN MEAN AND GREEN! NOTHIN YOU CAN DO WHEN I RIP YOU APART! AND BEAT YOU WIT YOUR OWN SPLEEN!

NOTHIN YOU CAN DO!

NOTHIN YOU CAN SAY! YOU MESS WIT DA ORC! YOU NO SEE ANOTHER DAY!

RRAAAWWWWRRRR!!!!!!!!

"The End of the Beginning of the End" Bullogna (talk) 21:47, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Bullogna (talk)

Once a brave young man named Arthas

To save his people, would slay Mal'Ganis

Willing to "pay any price"

He wrenched the blade, Frostmourne, from the ice

Thus, "Lich king" would forever be his vanasse...

"Whoopsidaisies!" Bullogna (talk) 21:49, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Bullogna (talk)

Tauren Chieftain, Cairne Bloodhoof the wise

Who reigns from atop of his rise

One day had a stumble

And went for a tumble

But was saved because of his size

Meerok (talk) 22:29, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Meerok (talk)

There once was a game full of geeks,

Loners, weirdos and freaks

Now I feel at home

When their faces I pwn

I live for their screams yelps and shrieks

Bcummins10 (talk) 06:31, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Bcummins10

Once in goldshire there was an undead mage

the villagers he would kill or cage

he would play with the dead

and make puppets out of heads

no matter the poor souls age

The Heroic Gnome

A limerick by Bcummins10

There once was gnome on a great quest

he rode on a rabbit with armor upon his chest

he would go slay a dragon

then ladies hed be shaggin

and about him no one would jest

Bcummins10 (talk) 07:07, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Bcummins10 (talk)

Into the Emerald Dream druids can see

but one sleeping druid really had to pee

he had to wait a week

so his body took a leak

soiled shorts were found near his tree

Bcummins10 (talk) 07:28, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Bcummins10 (talk)

Blind Illidan always is running into walls

Arthas is stuck on his throne with frozen balls

Archimonde loves a tree

Kel'thuzad owns a kitty

and Yogg-Saron sends out mental calls

Bar Games

A limerick by Bcummins10 (talk)

One beer, two beer, three beer, four!

elves and humans passed out on the floor

The dwarves uneffected

and the draenei rejected

a lone gnome stumbles out the door

Druid Pride

A limerick by Bcummins10 (talk)

Cat form,bear form,flight form, oh my!

all the druids make the kiddies cry

trees heal from behind

boomkins blow your mind

escape, we dare you to try

Riffington (talk) 07:49, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Riffington (talk)

It started in The Howling Vale

When Mel'Thandris's words turned me pale

A Fleshripper surprise

And I curse the moonrise

Now for me it's the Wor-a-gen trail.

Camped

A limerick by Bcummins10 (talk)

There once was a blood elf in Icecrown

being camped by alliance far from town

he cried all day

they wouldn't go away

so he logged off with a frown

Chack92 (talk) 09:15, 12 June 2009 (UTC)My Limerick

A limerick by Chack92 (talk)

The Orcs of Orgrimmar walk in pride and honor

Unlike the Dwarfs who would rather drink lager

While the Orcs stay true to heroes old and new

The Dwarfs would rather taste a new brew

Neither are fans of Noggenfogger

Wirt Woes Thortok2000 (talk) 11:50, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Thortok2000 (talk)

There once was a youngling named Wirt

In height, he was kind of a squirt

"This much you must pay"

Is what he would say

And then him you would oft want to hurt

Beardface (talk) 16:02, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Beardface (talk)

Saurfang cleaves flesh from bone

For a challenge he often would roam

Defending the Horde

He gets very bored

So for kicks he likes to punt gnomes

Conconhead (talk) 16:29, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Conconhead (talk)

I once saw a night elf, 'Luranne',

in her skivvies show off a blue tan.

She was dancing for gold

'til I thought it grew old

and I /yelled 'Hey morons, she's a man!'

Conconhead (talk) 16:47, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Conconhead (talk)

I had given my opponent the brush

and over the crowds fell a hush.

But up there on my screen-

Oh what could this mean?

Kekekekeke ZERG RUSH?!

Conconhead (talk) 16:50, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Conconhead (talk)

Once while we were storming the gate

our hunter was captured; just great.

We were thrown in the stocks,

no one could pick locks,

so I said "Roll a rogue, we can wait."

Arcane Reading

A limerick by Spilledstars (talk)

There lives a fine mage of Dalaran

Whom privacy sought and he has, man.

But if you port to his lair

And that last book, you share

You shall receive the finest Companion.

Ancient Evils

A limerick by Spilledstars (talk)

The first world tree tapped evil deep, matey.

There are foes for your fine level 80.

Now the child of its acorn

Suffers evils reborn

Which all night elves defeat as a baby.

Riffington (talk) 19:36, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Riffington (talk)

The Sunwell we fought to defend

But for Arthas our flesh they did rend

When he brought out the urn

Then his Lich did return

Kel'Thuzad, now this elf's met his end.

Conconhead (talk) 19:58, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Conconhead (talk)

Diablo the dark lord of hate

always has so much on his plate.

For Cain it is hard

to keep hold of that shard,

and so for the 3rd game we wait!

Uber dawg (talk) 20:02, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Uber dawg (talk)

There once was a proclamation

That cauced major anticipation

There would be a patch

That none could match

But the delay was excrutiatin'

Riffington (talk) 20:15, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Riffington (talk)

My brothers and I were betrayed

By the Dark Lady we all were played

Now one is her slave

And the other - the grave

As for me I will start my Crusade

Brachylagus (talk) 20:26, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Brachylagus (talk) Gennacyide

In Trade and in Gen I am known.

In battlegrounds, ignore lists I own.

You call me a troll,

a WoW channel Rick Roll...

Gotta log, my mommy is home.

Horderoyale (talk) 22:09, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Horderoyale (talk)

The humans thought they outdid themselves,

And the dwarves laughed in their delves,

But the Burning Crusade,

Brought a vicious cascade,

Of a thousand angry blood elves.

Tmcreed94805 (talk) 23:25, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Tmcreed94805 (talk)

Twas back in the days of Ol'Rek

When a man couldnt win a game "4-it"

So he screams and he stamps on the Warriors Ramp

No sense mind you to ignore it

He grabs forth the rulebook and tore it

Pwning allies

A limerick by Killingallies (talk)

I love to kill Allies.

Pwning them allies in Warsong gulch.

When they pwn me i get on my rogue and stealth then ambuh vanish then ambush again.

The i laugh at them cuase they just got pwned

When i get done with them i go out to gank more allies!

Riffington (talk) 05:52, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Riffington (talk)

I was mentally losing my grip

When we finally found the airstrip

As I opened our grog

I was hit by a Trogg

Our next picnic we'll take on a ship.

Soullink (talk) 06:47, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Oh Hai

Hello my in-game name is Randel

I saw a Kobold and he said "you no take candle"

I said calm down

then he made a frown

so I kicked him with my sandal

Miquela (talk) 08:51, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Miquela (Earthen Ring)

This little Rogue likes to raid

But her guild needed first aid

So she hopped on a druid

And drank lots of fluid

Then her guild hoorayed!

Shadowdarwin (talk) 10:38, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Shadowdarwin (talk)

i want this blizzcon ticket

of course your gonna have to pick who will get it

by all means im not very bright

so to make this limerick was a fight

ill piss my pants if i get it

Uhluhtc (talk) 19:07, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Uhluhtc (talk)

In general chat, player complain

Of ganking that fill them with pain

With a smile on his face

My alt knows his place

Is near where I logged off my main

Uhluhtc (talk) 19:09, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Uhluhtc (talk)

I have always been a believer

In being a great WoW achiever

So add, if you might,

An achievment to kite

to the orphanage, angry fel reavers

Uhluhtc (talk) 19:11, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Uhluhtc (talk)

There was a tauren from Mulgore

Who's horns spread out much more

Than the rest of his race

He could truly pwn face

If he'd just find a way out the door

Ode to Hemet Trilless (talk) 19:32, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Trilless (talk)

Perhaps you know Nessingwary

All kinds of Beasts are his quarry

With bow and with gun

The slaughter's begun

Of the loot-crazed though, be wary

Wrathraven (talk) 20:04, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Wrathraven

An old man got my attention

He had an urgent mission

He spoke of Diablo

But before I could go

He said "Stay a while and listen."

A gnome's Lament Trilless (talk) 23:07, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Trilless (talk)

Back when Gnomeregan was my 'hood

I was an engineer, kinda good

I made a wonderous combobulator

Made Bill a leper not much later

Now I'd time travel if I could

Thylac1ne (talk) 01:30, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Thylac1ne (talk)

First shot you won't see, you'll only feel the stun

And while you're comatosed and dizzied I'll have my fun

My daggers are sharp; my poisons are crippling

Encounter with me will leave your blood rippling

But if you gain the upper hand I'll pop vanish and run

Thylac1ne (talk) 01:36, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Thylac1ne (talk)

Stay awhile and listen; My name is Deckard Cain

And I'll tell you a tale of sacrifice and pain

Our brave hero cut through demons a-many

He exorcised Uber Diablo, out dropped his Anni

Only to be snatched by a Sorc, such dishonest gain

Thylac1ne (talk) 01:46, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Thylac1ne (talk)

Imprissioned for ten thousand years

Outcasted by my peers

Malfurion is my brother

My wrath he will discover

With azzinoth my wrath will bring tears

Thylac1ne (talk) 02:17, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Thylac1ne (talk)

He doesn't need pitiful magics or pathetic tricks

Just plate armor and a big sword; you'll break like sticks

The sight of battle sends him into unearthly rage

And he tears and rips through you like a page

In his book of conquests he'll add a few more ticks

Thylac1ne (talk) 02:20, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Thylac1ne (talk)

Stalking through the jungle, her trap is set

She motions to her raptor: not quite yet

Bowstring stretched taut, her aim true to the spot

She does this a lot; release the arrow and boom, headshot!

One shot one kill, her target's fate has been met

Thylac1ne (talk) 03:34, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Thylac1ne (talk)

Divine righteousness is her only way

Her honor will be spoken of beyond her day

She has deaths to avenge, living to protect

She'll never sway from the light, never defect

And this Paladin doesn't bubble-hearth away

Thylac1ne (talk) 03:36, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Thylac1ne (talk)

Sitting high in his spelltower, a wise old mage

Studying tomes from a long lost age

Deciphering ancient texts without so much as a peep

And all he learns is how to turn you into a sheep

Trusting that goblin antiques dealer has left him full of rage

Thylac1ne (talk) 03:37, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Thylac1ne (talk)

Turning her back on the Light

This priest doesn't care about your plight

She doesn't discriminate between races

She'll melt all of your faces

She doesn't want to heal, she wants to fight!

Thylac1ne (talk) 03:39, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Thylac1ne (talk)

Bow down before me, I am the Deathknight

I see you all shaking in fright

Blood, unholy, and frost are my tools

I'd leave you all lookin like fools

You're just lucky I fight for what's right

Thylac1ne (talk) 03:41, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Thylac1ne (talk)

He succumbed to the never-ending despair

And fought back with foul spells; it was only fair

Commanding the infernal might of fel magic

Because of his past turned quite tragic

Now all of his former allies untrustingly stare

Thylac1ne (talk) 03:45, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Thylac1ne (talk)

I always loved my cat form best

But it is really better than the rest?

I think I have a problem, which is the real me?

This feels like the beginning of split personality

And now this flight form is here to shake the nest

Thylac1ne (talk) 03:46, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Thylac1ne (talk)

I tried to write a limerick for every class

But as for Shamans: they can kiss my ass

Sp I'm sorry Shamans, I just don't like you guys

Hey, at least I'm honest and not telling lies

Oh, and I truly apologize for being crass

Dragonphoenix132 (talk) 07:04, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Dragonphoenix132 (talk)

There once was a Tauren from Mulgore

Whose Life was becoming a huge Bore

So he Soloed a raid

to get loot and mad paid

and got walloped so now he is real sore!

A limerick by Tyler015 (talk)

There once was a Gnome

He liked to build domes

His mother told him not to

But he told her to he was going to make two

And he took it to his tome

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Arachnos Commander (talk) 11:32, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Arachnos Commander (talk)

There once was a dwarf from Dun Morogh

Who was thought to be such a bore-o

He changed his friend's mind

When he drank all his wine

Now he's lying dead on the floor-o

Renegade1 (talk) 15:39, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Renegade1 (talk) Renegade1

There once was a gnome from Gnomeregan

Who liked to show off his brawn

Then along came a troll

Who the gnome, he stole

And asked, "How'd you get off of my lawn?"

Renegade1 (talk) 15:55, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Renegade1 (talk)

A tauren once roamed the land,

Crushing everything with sword in hand.

Then along came a death knight,

Who delivered much fright.

Now the death knight eats tauren meat, canned.

Renegade1 (talk) 16:24, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Renegade1 (talk)

Peaceful fishing is all I ask.

Fishing dailies in Wintergrasp is my task,

But everytime I try,

My plan goes awry,

And I'm killed by a rogue in a mask.

Jake71887 (talk) 16:32, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Jake71887 (talk)

To all the raiders I admire

My situation is quite dire

I wish to attain your level of gear

But the one thing that I fear

Is that I'll never be the nerd raids desire

Nerubian911 (talk) 16:37, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Nerubian911 (talk)

I am a member of the berning legion

Shadowmoon Vally is my region

I was removed from power

now locked in hellfire tower

Soon my wrath will bring the legion

Nerubian911 (talk) 16:45, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Nerubian911 (talk)

You are not prepared

Ohh, wow, im really scared

You have great gear

wich i will shear

And with your loot i shared

Warhawke (talk) 17:21, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Warhawke (talk)

Poor Findo was ever Horde-hunted

For his stature was certainly stunted

Through machines he would try

To find ways to fly

Yet succeeded by tauren's-hoof-punted

Renegade1 (talk) 19:18, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Renegade1 (talk)

There once lived a hunter in Org.

He rode into battle on a worg.

He slew many goblins in Ratchet,

Using a very large hatchet.

But now he laments at the morgue.

Renegade1 (talk) 19:25, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Renegade1 (talk)

There once was a zerg queen, Bopeep.

She had many zergling sheep.

Then along came a terran,

Who made her town barren.

The queen, his spoils, he would reap.

WoodyTrombone (talk) "Useless Wood"

A limerick by WoodyTrombone (talk)

Strength of Earth totem, your death I mourn

you're now overridden by a Death Knight's Frost Horn.

Mana Spring totem's been put to shame

'cause Blessing of Wisdom now does the same.

Will totems ever be reborn?

Namelessface (talk) 21:38, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Namelessface

There once was this game about space

That's about the dominance of race

When the second one's out

The lights will go out

And the game play will be fast paced.

Namelessface (talk) 21:44, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Namelessface

I'm looking for mats in all stacks

To enchant my gear for Naxx

I'm afraid to go group

They may laugh at my loot

That I picked up from Scholomange Rats

Aaron of Minneapolis (talk) 08:32, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Aaron of Minneapolis (talk)

DPS looking for group

Into Gnomeregan I will troop

My last group was a bust

The tank fretted and fussed

And abandoned us in there, the poop!

Aaron of Minneapolis (talk) 09:00, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

A limerick by Aaron of Minneapolis (talk)

Some channels can be such a bore

The chat that some folks use them for

Full of insults and jibes

That give off bad vibes

And make me thank the Light for Ignore